I had a date with Jambon yesterday. Two (autistic) loner spending some quality time together. You would be having lots of trouble framing that, but well that's what happened yesterday.
We chat a lot. No, actually it wasn't a normal chat. It was a two way monologue. I'd just spill whatever i had in mind, and Jambon would do the same. To be frank, almost 90% of the information she said was lost somewhere in the dining table, absorbed by the foods there (ahem). Apologize. But that's the kind of friend i'm comfortable with.
Anyway, we went home afterwards. I took a bus to get back to my boarding house and Jambon took another bus to got to the station. Talking about public transportation, i'm a loyal user of it, and i'm proud! :) Don't judge a girl based on the clothes she wear or the book she read or the gadgets she own, please. That judgements insult my inteligence, wherever it may lie. Yeah sure i won't deny, I love branded clothes, because they're comfortable; i love reading unusual books, it broadens my point of view; i love spending most of my money on good food and gadgets, because unlike something that breathes, foods and gadgets seldom betray me (say whaaaa???). Ahem. So yeah, I took the bus as my everyday transportation. :)
So there I was, putting my gorgeous buttocks in the bus, and I saw groups if girls, just got home from my office orientation, being a crowd. And it stroke me. I was never a member of a crowd. Seriously, suddenly I felt so lonely in that stuffed bus. I was in those girls' shoes two years ago, but I was never in the crowd. I stand alone. Me, the single fighter. I'm pathetic.
I always wanted to know, how was it like, to be in a group of people, actually exchanging stories, like a normal girl do. I don't know, it's me being sentimentil agogo probably. But i only make friends with a few individual, not able to fit in a crowd.
I tried once, when i was in my university years. 7 girls. The name of the group was balemot. But as expected, i fall behind any other member. Right now, i still miss them at times, but i never really kept in touch with them. I didn't fit any crowd.
Yeah well, i guess it's who i am. The loner, jambon said. Now, don't get me wrong, i'd be there when you need me. I'd be the one left when the crowd has passed. Me. Sitting on my shadow. *halah*
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supposed to be posted years ago. Pro procrastinator! Yeah!
(*) hanging with the wrong crowd - ed hartcourt
TiQi Bo
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Tuesday, August 17, 2010
The lover after me
The adventure of Bo feat Munyun continues! :D I never thought this 12 years old friendship could get any lost than our Bandung part of life, but well... last weekend was a proof that human creature, especially by the name of Bo and Munyun, just won't learn anything.. :p
I hope I didn't get the jinx of telling these stories about Munyun in my blog, but well she is something. She's been there through my bad... and worse time. :D She was there when I was down low through my Ambon fugitives day and she was there when I was rambling about the guy in my Bandung part of life. She knows my core family and I know hers. Hmmm... well, my parents don't know her that well... Hopefully they won't or my mum would never see her the same way anymore.
Anyway, it's season 12 of our friendship thingy. Back in our junior high period of life, I never thought our adventures would be this complicated. But well, here we go...
Last weekend, I had a date with Munyun and Cengkareng. Yes. Me. home.
I was stretching my smile ear-to-ear when I woke up on friday morning, knowing that my bosses are all gone all day, so I could sneak out from the office earlier. So, I told Munyun to meet me up at the airport. But friday... and it was the 13th... Bad sign. My Bu Bosh call me up to go to her meeting place, to finish up my work. Meeeehhhhh....
So, plans changed. Munyun would pick me up in Kemang, my boss' meeting place. I've told my boss I had a date with an airplane by 5.45 pm, so I was hoping I could sneak out by 2pm.
And chaos started to happen. Munyun's driver didn't have a clue, where on earth is Kemang... (bentar, gue pengen nyolot... HARE GENEEE... GAK TAU KEMAAAANG??? KEMANA AJA LUUU??? yang akan dijawab oleh supirnya Munyun: Saya dulunya supir angkot di Bogor, neng... OK, enough said). Aaaaand, Munyun got lost in the toll exit... c'est parfait...
So yeah, by 2pm, my work wasn't done yet. So I sent telepathic signals to bu Bosh, me.have.to.run.by.2.30pm. repeat. Yeah!!! By 2.30pm I was out from that meeting place. Call up Munyun to see where she was at the moment. She waaaaaassss... somewhere.. :| Meeeehhhh... So, I took a cab and said to Munyun (at the time, she went out from the toll at Pondok Indah) I'll meet her in PIM.
Bo: OK, see you in PIM.
Munyun: PIM 1 or 2?
Bo: Just get out from that toll, I'm heading to PIM now.
Munyun: OK...
*5 minutes later*
Munyun: Errr... Let's just meet up at Poins.
Bo: What happened to PIM?
Munyun My driver doesn't know the way to reach PIM.
Bo: And why did you even ask 'PIM 1 or 2'?
Munyun: Errr... usually, I went there with my friends... I just sit calm, and voila!
Bo: Mehh...
So I got to Poins by 3.15pm and we got in the toll by 3.30pm.
Munyun: Did you see what I see?
Bo: Err... yeah...
Munyun: Cars! Traffic! Jam!
Bo: Just start praying now, will you?
Munyun: Aaaaargh...
Ow yeaaaaahhh!!! when I thought things couldn't get any worse...
Munyun: And it's raining.
Bo: Hmmm... I can see that too...
But well, we got to the airport by 5pm. Rushed to the terminal. Aaaaaaand... the officer said our plane was in terminal C. (Ya ampun, makasih banyak loh mbaaaak... kenapa nggak sekalian aja bilang kita disuruh pindah terminal 3?). So we head off to this terminal...
As we got to the terminal (Uhm, Munyun was dragging a baggage, by the way... >:)), it went even silly. Yeah, we all know we have to go through the x-ray thingy to get into the plane.
Officer: Please leave your watches in the tray
Bo: Huh? Watches too.
Officer: And your sandals too, ma'am
Munyun: My sandals as well?! (I was wearing sneakers at the time)
Munyun: Thank God they didn't ask me to put my tooth brace in the tray as well...
Maybe it's because we're heading to Solo, while Baasyir is everywhere in the news. Or maybe it was just our luck, our face looked like criminals? Only heaven knows...
...I'm sleepy... I'll continue later...
I hope I didn't get the jinx of telling these stories about Munyun in my blog, but well she is something. She's been there through my bad... and worse time. :D She was there when I was down low through my Ambon fugitives day and she was there when I was rambling about the guy in my Bandung part of life. She knows my core family and I know hers. Hmmm... well, my parents don't know her that well... Hopefully they won't or my mum would never see her the same way anymore.
Anyway, it's season 12 of our friendship thingy. Back in our junior high period of life, I never thought our adventures would be this complicated. But well, here we go...
Last weekend, I had a date with Munyun and Cengkareng. Yes. Me. home.
I was stretching my smile ear-to-ear when I woke up on friday morning, knowing that my bosses are all gone all day, so I could sneak out from the office earlier. So, I told Munyun to meet me up at the airport. But friday... and it was the 13th... Bad sign. My Bu Bosh call me up to go to her meeting place, to finish up my work. Meeeehhhhh....
So, plans changed. Munyun would pick me up in Kemang, my boss' meeting place. I've told my boss I had a date with an airplane by 5.45 pm, so I was hoping I could sneak out by 2pm.
And chaos started to happen. Munyun's driver didn't have a clue, where on earth is Kemang... (bentar, gue pengen nyolot... HARE GENEEE... GAK TAU KEMAAAANG??? KEMANA AJA LUUU??? yang akan dijawab oleh supirnya Munyun: Saya dulunya supir angkot di Bogor, neng... OK, enough said). Aaaaand, Munyun got lost in the toll exit... c'est parfait...
So yeah, by 2pm, my work wasn't done yet. So I sent telepathic signals to bu Bosh, me.have.to.run.by.2.30pm. repeat. Yeah!!! By 2.30pm I was out from that meeting place. Call up Munyun to see where she was at the moment. She waaaaaassss... somewhere.. :| Meeeehhhh... So, I took a cab and said to Munyun (at the time, she went out from the toll at Pondok Indah) I'll meet her in PIM.
Bo: OK, see you in PIM.
Munyun: PIM 1 or 2?
Bo: Just get out from that toll, I'm heading to PIM now.
Munyun: OK...
*5 minutes later*
Munyun: Errr... Let's just meet up at Poins.
Bo: What happened to PIM?
Munyun My driver doesn't know the way to reach PIM.
Bo: And why did you even ask 'PIM 1 or 2'?
Munyun: Errr... usually, I went there with my friends... I just sit calm, and voila!
Bo: Mehh...
So I got to Poins by 3.15pm and we got in the toll by 3.30pm.
Munyun: Did you see what I see?
Bo: Err... yeah...
Munyun: Cars! Traffic! Jam!
Bo: Just start praying now, will you?
Munyun: Aaaaargh...
Ow yeaaaaahhh!!! when I thought things couldn't get any worse...
Munyun: And it's raining.
Bo: Hmmm... I can see that too...
But well, we got to the airport by 5pm. Rushed to the terminal. Aaaaaaand... the officer said our plane was in terminal C. (Ya ampun, makasih banyak loh mbaaaak... kenapa nggak sekalian aja bilang kita disuruh pindah terminal 3?). So we head off to this terminal...
As we got to the terminal (Uhm, Munyun was dragging a baggage, by the way... >:)), it went even silly. Yeah, we all know we have to go through the x-ray thingy to get into the plane.
Officer: Please leave your watches in the tray
Bo: Huh? Watches too.
Officer: And your sandals too, ma'am
Munyun: My sandals as well?! (I was wearing sneakers at the time)
Munyun: Thank God they didn't ask me to put my tooth brace in the tray as well...
Maybe it's because we're heading to Solo, while Baasyir is everywhere in the news. Or maybe it was just our luck, our face looked like criminals? Only heaven knows...
...I'm sleepy... I'll continue later...
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stupidity
Monday, July 12, 2010
Jambon
Today's stupid conversation:
Jambon: If you don't know the way to Citos, your next birthday, I'll buy you a map!
Bo: Uhm. All this time, I depend on people who got me to Citos, so you better buy me a map for my next birthday. And I hope it's an electric one. So I'd just sit and it'll show the way.
Jambon: I'd buy you a dog. It's that enough?
Bo: Uhm. Is it edible?
Jambon: I bought you a dog so you won't get lost! Don't eat it!
Bo: But uhm, if I got lost, can I eat the dog?
Jambon: Whatever. It's your dog anyway.
Bo: Wait a sec... I have a dog? What? When? How?
Jambon: *zeeeennnnnn* *I'm not gonna slap you*
Bo: Ow, you're no fun! You could do this mature thingy with supermanyun. Me no likey your mature thingy.
Jambon: *jewer* *ambil sekop*
Bo: *slenthik* Hey! that's more like it! :D
I must admit. It takes a lot of patience to deal with me, when I need to spill my 7000 words per day. And it took another twisted head, just to understand that conversation I just wrote down.
This girl. My bucket to spill my 7000 words per day. I just get to know her for a year. Yet, she never fails to surprise me. She grew right in front of me. She's more mature now *OK, I admit... I wanted to write 'old' instead of mature, but well... she might just kill me with thos 'zeeeennnnn' whatever thing*. She became loveydovey lately, and that's not my thingy. But well, anyway... lots have changed in a year. Lots have happened. Some things you like, the others you hate.
Thank god she hasn't lost her insanity. Or well, if she's faking her insanity, maybe I;d just have to work it out so she'd find her way to the eternal insanity... right? right?
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TiQi Bo
wait a sec... Jambon, you read my blog, right? This is my *akuuuuu..... gilaaaaaaa...* speaking. I'd probably regret my blog entry when I'm sober. Thanks for being insane, mate. :)
Jambon: If you don't know the way to Citos, your next birthday, I'll buy you a map!
Bo: Uhm. All this time, I depend on people who got me to Citos, so you better buy me a map for my next birthday. And I hope it's an electric one. So I'd just sit and it'll show the way.
Jambon: I'd buy you a dog. It's that enough?
Bo: Uhm. Is it edible?
Jambon: I bought you a dog so you won't get lost! Don't eat it!
Bo: But uhm, if I got lost, can I eat the dog?
Jambon: Whatever. It's your dog anyway.
Bo: Wait a sec... I have a dog? What? When? How?
Jambon: *zeeeennnnnn* *I'm not gonna slap you*
Bo: Ow, you're no fun! You could do this mature thingy with supermanyun. Me no likey your mature thingy.
Jambon: *jewer* *ambil sekop*
Bo: *slenthik* Hey! that's more like it! :D
I must admit. It takes a lot of patience to deal with me, when I need to spill my 7000 words per day. And it took another twisted head, just to understand that conversation I just wrote down.
This girl. My bucket to spill my 7000 words per day. I just get to know her for a year. Yet, she never fails to surprise me. She grew right in front of me. She's more mature now *OK, I admit... I wanted to write 'old' instead of mature, but well... she might just kill me with thos 'zeeeennnnn' whatever thing*. She became loveydovey lately, and that's not my thingy. But well, anyway... lots have changed in a year. Lots have happened. Some things you like, the others you hate.
Thank god she hasn't lost her insanity. Or well, if she's faking her insanity, maybe I;d just have to work it out so she'd find her way to the eternal insanity... right? right?
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TiQi Bo
wait a sec... Jambon, you read my blog, right? This is my *akuuuuu..... gilaaaaaaa...* speaking. I'd probably regret my blog entry when I'm sober. Thanks for being insane, mate. :)
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Thursday, July 1, 2010
hail stupidity! :p
#1
A: Ini baunya kayak bunga itu ya...
Bo: Apa?
A: Apa? Kantil? Cantil?
Bo: Oh. Srintil?
A: Kayaknya bukan deh.
Bo: Ya bukanlaaaah. Srintil kan, pup kambing...
#2
B: Nggak makan nasi. Diet.
*5 menit kemudian*
B: Gue nyarap dulu yak. Mo sop ikan Manado.
*10 menit setelah dari sop ikan*
B: Pengen ngemil gorengan
*5 menit setelah makan gorengan*
B: Makan siang kapan?
*yeah. go figure*
#3
C: Wah. Lagi pada buka puasa?
Bo: Iya dong. Kita kan bikin klub puasa senin kamis! :D
C: Oh ya? Wah!
Bo: Iya. Anggotanya cuma dia *nunjuk teman berbuka puasa*
#4
D: Nanti pas di sana gue pengen mabok.
Bo: Lah yang kemaren?
D: Apaan?
Bo: Yang elu ngoceh panjang lebar, trus besoknya baru nyadar?
D: Kan cuma minum redokson...
Bo: Redokson aja celeng... apalagi mabok beneran?
*yeah. This add up my weird friends... ada yang mabok minum coke, yang ini mabok minum redokson*
#5
Bo: Jadi, udah inget yang namanya 'Anu'?
E: Udah.
Bo: Yang mana?
E: Yang itu.
Bo: Err... Yang MANA?
E: Err... yang... itu?
*gret. explains it all*
A: Ini baunya kayak bunga itu ya...
Bo: Apa?
A: Apa? Kantil? Cantil?
Bo: Oh. Srintil?
A: Kayaknya bukan deh.
Bo: Ya bukanlaaaah. Srintil kan, pup kambing...
#2
B: Nggak makan nasi. Diet.
*5 menit kemudian*
B: Gue nyarap dulu yak. Mo sop ikan Manado.
*10 menit setelah dari sop ikan*
B: Pengen ngemil gorengan
*5 menit setelah makan gorengan*
B: Makan siang kapan?
*yeah. go figure*
#3
C: Wah. Lagi pada buka puasa?
Bo: Iya dong. Kita kan bikin klub puasa senin kamis! :D
C: Oh ya? Wah!
Bo: Iya. Anggotanya cuma dia *nunjuk teman berbuka puasa*
#4
D: Nanti pas di sana gue pengen mabok.
Bo: Lah yang kemaren?
D: Apaan?
Bo: Yang elu ngoceh panjang lebar, trus besoknya baru nyadar?
D: Kan cuma minum redokson...
Bo: Redokson aja celeng... apalagi mabok beneran?
*yeah. This add up my weird friends... ada yang mabok minum coke, yang ini mabok minum redokson*
#5
Bo: Jadi, udah inget yang namanya 'Anu'?
E: Udah.
Bo: Yang mana?
E: Yang itu.
Bo: Err... Yang MANA?
E: Err... yang... itu?
*gret. explains it all*
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Tuesday, June 1, 2010
rescued by the break of day
and it's after midnite
when i realized
once again
i was saved by the 24 hours boundaries.
me.pathetic.
when i realized
once again
i was saved by the 24 hours boundaries.
me.pathetic.
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Friday, January 22, 2010
Mood swings
I'm a subject of mood swing. Trust me :).
And it got worse when I could blame it all to my hormonal stuffs.
I just don't show it to normal human being. And a stretch on my face just kept me have-fun-go-mad.
There's only two options when I show you my grumpy face and my mood swings.
Whether you're not a normal human being to me or I forgot to bring my happy pill.
Trust me. Today, when I totally lost you of what to do? It's because you're not just some normal human being for me :)
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TiQi Bo
*and I'm blaming it on my hormones :p*
And it got worse when I could blame it all to my hormonal stuffs.
I just don't show it to normal human being. And a stretch on my face just kept me have-fun-go-mad.
There's only two options when I show you my grumpy face and my mood swings.
Whether you're not a normal human being to me or I forgot to bring my happy pill.
Trust me. Today, when I totally lost you of what to do? It's because you're not just some normal human being for me :)
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TiQi Bo
*and I'm blaming it on my hormones :p*
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Wednesday, November 4, 2009
Toshi's playlist at the moment
Anyway, I'm drop dead at the moment...
My body's not cooperating with me... :(
So, here it is, my play list at the moment:
1. Rest stop - Matchbox 20
And I thought, hell if it's over, I had better end it quick, or I lost all my nerve...
a girl kicking out a guy just 3 miles from the rest stop? this song is cool... *smirk*
2. Out from Under - Britney Spears
I don't wanna dream about, All the things that never were, Maybe I could live without, When I'm out from under...
Britney's baaaaaack! *lebay* anyway, I'm under my nyunyimut at the moment... so yeah, I'll catch up when I'm out from under...
3. First Train Home - Imogen Heap
And I can't do any of that here, can I? First train home, I've got to get on it...
Yeah, still the same homesick girl as I always were... Haven't found a better home to come to, anyway... No place like home... =D
4. Berganti hati - Anggun *yeah, she's still on my play list... :p*
Aku ingin pergi, dan berganti hati...
first saw the videoclip on my way back to Solo... heart transplant, anyone? *krikrikrik* *am heartless, anyway...*
5. Anything but ordinary - Avril Lavigne
Is it enough to love, is it enough to breath, somebody ripped my heart off, and leave me here to bleed, is it enough to die, somebody saved my life, I'd rather be anything but ordinary please..
scream baby, scream! never have been n ordinary person, so why would I change to become a normal one? =p anyway, missed singing this song with Heni out loud... *IS IT ENOOOOOOOUGH?????!!!* =D
6. PDA - Backstreetboys *ow, shush...*
Kissing and touching with my hands all over your booty, your PDA...
sang out loud this song in my office, and no one was even giving a smirk... ah, normal office... and sang this song for Dut and Kur2 and they laughed... aaaahhhh, this is the group I belong to... *PDA Kur, Dut... PDA...*
7. Samba Sunda - Bali Lounge
*krikrikrik* no lyric for this, I just loooooove the sound... :)
I just love this song, I don't know why... maybe it's because the complexity of the sound... ah, and I love depapepe's songs as well... superb! *care for a samba?*
8. Lirih - Chrisye
Ingin ku coba lagi, mengulang yang telah terjadi, tetapi semua sudah tak berarti, kau telah pergi...
I left... you left... you cameback... I'm still gone... sorry for the harsh fact....
9. The riddle - Five For Fighting
Here's a riddle for you, find the answer, there's a reason for the word, you and I...
still can't solve the riddle life has brought me... someday maybe, someday... when I start to find the answers... =D
10. Keep breathing - Ingrid Michaelson
I won't change the world, instead I'll sleep...
I like the grey's anatomy though... and this was one of the song there...
11. 3x5 - John Mayer
Didn't have a camera by my side this time, hoping I would see the world through both my eyes...
is it enough to frame things in my mind through my eyes? at the moment, yeah...
12. East coast of Java - Kayon
*anotherkrikrikrik* I also like the sound, hehe...
succeed to send the mp3s of Kayon to mas Andang..nice thingy isn't it, mas? I've told youuuuu...
13. The Ocean - Mae
You've come over unannounced, silence broken by your voice in the dark, I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves...
Michie said Mae was good, and I trust him for that... it's the only thing that I can trust him on, huehehehe... =p
14. Peppermint - Plastic Operator
My peppermint, my sweetest thing, you can not loose 'cos I can't win...
Missed Bali when I heard this song... Sigur Ros from Anind, Maroon 5 from mas Galih, and Plastic Operator from Mylan... way to go, mates! let the studio swaaaaaay!!!
15. Two way Monologue - Sondre Lerche
So start the two way monologue, that speaks your mind...
I like how this song said about spelling names over and over... my name's rather hard to spell... =D and yeah, missed talking to Mum and Pap... =(
16. Last Train Home - Ryan Star (OST PS. I Love You)
And if you wait for me, I'll be your voice when you don't know what to say, I'll be your shelter, I'll be your fate, I'll be forever...
Train and Home... two way to describe me being homesick...=p This one, is something that describes me going home for good, which I don't know when...
16's good... 16 should be adequate...
Sorry, I'm in the state of emosijiwa and capekfisik, so my play list is kinda weird... Well, who cares anyway, right? =)
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TiQi Bo
My body's not cooperating with me... :(
So, here it is, my play list at the moment:
1. Rest stop - Matchbox 20
And I thought, hell if it's over, I had better end it quick, or I lost all my nerve...
a girl kicking out a guy just 3 miles from the rest stop? this song is cool... *smirk*
2. Out from Under - Britney Spears
I don't wanna dream about, All the things that never were, Maybe I could live without, When I'm out from under...
Britney's baaaaaack! *lebay* anyway, I'm under my nyunyimut at the moment... so yeah, I'll catch up when I'm out from under...
3. First Train Home - Imogen Heap
And I can't do any of that here, can I? First train home, I've got to get on it...
Yeah, still the same homesick girl as I always were... Haven't found a better home to come to, anyway... No place like home... =D
4. Berganti hati - Anggun *yeah, she's still on my play list... :p*
Aku ingin pergi, dan berganti hati...
first saw the videoclip on my way back to Solo... heart transplant, anyone? *krikrikrik* *am heartless, anyway...*
5. Anything but ordinary - Avril Lavigne
Is it enough to love, is it enough to breath, somebody ripped my heart off, and leave me here to bleed, is it enough to die, somebody saved my life, I'd rather be anything but ordinary please..
scream baby, scream! never have been n ordinary person, so why would I change to become a normal one? =p anyway, missed singing this song with Heni out loud... *IS IT ENOOOOOOOUGH?????!!!* =D
6. PDA - Backstreetboys *ow, shush...*
Kissing and touching with my hands all over your booty, your PDA...
sang out loud this song in my office, and no one was even giving a smirk... ah, normal office... and sang this song for Dut and Kur2 and they laughed... aaaahhhh, this is the group I belong to... *PDA Kur, Dut... PDA...*
7. Samba Sunda - Bali Lounge
*krikrikrik* no lyric for this, I just loooooove the sound... :)
I just love this song, I don't know why... maybe it's because the complexity of the sound... ah, and I love depapepe's songs as well... superb! *care for a samba?*
8. Lirih - Chrisye
Ingin ku coba lagi, mengulang yang telah terjadi, tetapi semua sudah tak berarti, kau telah pergi...
I left... you left... you cameback... I'm still gone... sorry for the harsh fact....
9. The riddle - Five For Fighting
Here's a riddle for you, find the answer, there's a reason for the word, you and I...
still can't solve the riddle life has brought me... someday maybe, someday... when I start to find the answers... =D
10. Keep breathing - Ingrid Michaelson
I won't change the world, instead I'll sleep...
I like the grey's anatomy though... and this was one of the song there...
11. 3x5 - John Mayer
Didn't have a camera by my side this time, hoping I would see the world through both my eyes...
is it enough to frame things in my mind through my eyes? at the moment, yeah...
12. East coast of Java - Kayon
*anotherkrikrikrik* I also like the sound, hehe...
succeed to send the mp3s of Kayon to mas Andang..nice thingy isn't it, mas? I've told youuuuu...
13. The Ocean - Mae
You've come over unannounced, silence broken by your voice in the dark, I need you here tonight just like the ocean needs the waves...
Michie said Mae was good, and I trust him for that... it's the only thing that I can trust him on, huehehehe... =p
14. Peppermint - Plastic Operator
My peppermint, my sweetest thing, you can not loose 'cos I can't win...
Missed Bali when I heard this song... Sigur Ros from Anind, Maroon 5 from mas Galih, and Plastic Operator from Mylan... way to go, mates! let the studio swaaaaaay!!!
15. Two way Monologue - Sondre Lerche
So start the two way monologue, that speaks your mind...
I like how this song said about spelling names over and over... my name's rather hard to spell... =D and yeah, missed talking to Mum and Pap... =(
16. Last Train Home - Ryan Star (OST PS. I Love You)
And if you wait for me, I'll be your voice when you don't know what to say, I'll be your shelter, I'll be your fate, I'll be forever...
Train and Home... two way to describe me being homesick...=p This one, is something that describes me going home for good, which I don't know when...
16's good... 16 should be adequate...
Sorry, I'm in the state of emosijiwa and capekfisik, so my play list is kinda weird... Well, who cares anyway, right? =)
---
TiQi Bo
Sunday, August 30, 2009
silly conversations
Michie said that we could be categorized as a successful human being if someone offered us a credit card in the malls...
Hmm... I guess I haven't succeeded yet...
Vani had a theory that B blood type person are always dark skinned
I was gonna yell, hell no... but then... I'm a B blood type person,,,,
Miv yelled at me when she found out that I haven't got my tickets for lebaran...
Well, uhm... my Mum would yell at me too, so, uhm... could we keep it a secret?
King said that he wasn't sleeping when I called him
And we both know, that was a lie, ey, King? you're my younger brother, I know you...
He said that I couldn't laugh at the story he was about to tell me
For you, I would not laugh,,, but for all my insanity to have the guts to talk to you, I'd laugh out loud...
Magda was grumbling about how people surround us got married...
I guess, you should drag Kur to the church as fast as you can, Dut... for I could not stand listening to this conversation... seriously...
He asked me, who's my spouse right now...
If you were following this blog, then we both know, that you were just creating a conversation...
Mum asked why I haven't call her in a week
I asked her back, why hasn't she call me,,, which made her yell at me... I guess, I need to feed my ego... and realize that my Mum is a drama queen...
Twin said that the picture of himself is who really is
And I vomit a little there, twin... =p
Bu Nuke and Vani complained about my left handed mouse location, Vani even said that it gave her headache...
And does it seems like I care? No... I call it personal... =D
---
TiQi Bo
didn't have a camera by my side this time/ hoping I would see the world through both my eyes/ Maybe I would tell you all about you/ When I'm the mood to loose my way... *3x5-John Mayer*
Travelling options for year end... Ambon, Yogya, BaBel (?)... Hmm.. I would skip Yogya if it wasn't you galz, Balz... Looking forward for the fix schedule!
Hmm... I guess I haven't succeeded yet...
Vani had a theory that B blood type person are always dark skinned
I was gonna yell, hell no... but then... I'm a B blood type person,,,,
Miv yelled at me when she found out that I haven't got my tickets for lebaran...
Well, uhm... my Mum would yell at me too, so, uhm... could we keep it a secret?
King said that he wasn't sleeping when I called him
And we both know, that was a lie, ey, King? you're my younger brother, I know you...
He said that I couldn't laugh at the story he was about to tell me
For you, I would not laugh,,, but for all my insanity to have the guts to talk to you, I'd laugh out loud...
Magda was grumbling about how people surround us got married...
I guess, you should drag Kur to the church as fast as you can, Dut... for I could not stand listening to this conversation... seriously...
He asked me, who's my spouse right now...
If you were following this blog, then we both know, that you were just creating a conversation...
Mum asked why I haven't call her in a week
I asked her back, why hasn't she call me,,, which made her yell at me... I guess, I need to feed my ego... and realize that my Mum is a drama queen...
Twin said that the picture of himself is who really is
And I vomit a little there, twin... =p
Bu Nuke and Vani complained about my left handed mouse location, Vani even said that it gave her headache...
And does it seems like I care? No... I call it personal... =D
---
TiQi Bo
didn't have a camera by my side this time/ hoping I would see the world through both my eyes/ Maybe I would tell you all about you/ When I'm the mood to loose my way... *3x5-John Mayer*
Travelling options for year end... Ambon, Yogya, BaBel (?)... Hmm.. I would skip Yogya if it wasn't you galz, Balz... Looking forward for the fix schedule!
kebodohan kali ini bertema
besd on tru stori,
stupidity
Monday, July 27, 2009
prajab
hmmm...
since I am a government officer, so the word prajab is a must for me...
and the schedule is out just now...
surprisingly, I got mid august - early september
hmm...
I was just wondering...
how could I be there in that venue?
on fasting month?
because, usually...
at those days...
I'll be chained along with the other makhlukbersungumembawatrisula
hmm...
that, my friends... will be the biggest question I have to deal...
and, I'll be ignoring any other 'ridiculous' requirements...
hmm...
---
TiQi Bo
since I am a government officer, so the word prajab is a must for me...
and the schedule is out just now...
surprisingly, I got mid august - early september
hmm...
I was just wondering...
how could I be there in that venue?
on fasting month?
because, usually...
at those days...
I'll be chained along with the other makhlukbersungumembawatrisula
hmm...
that, my friends... will be the biggest question I have to deal...
and, I'll be ignoring any other 'ridiculous' requirements...
hmm...
---
TiQi Bo
Monday, July 6, 2009
duapuluhtiga
why didn't I put my birthday on my Facebook?
For a simple reason, I guess...
If you really cared about me, you'd find out that it was my birthday.
You do not need a notification about that matter.
And it turns out, from hundreds of persons that claim themselves as my friends, only a few knew about my birthday.
Now, I am not complaining.
It's just I want to know, who really cares about me.
That's all.
Dear God,
thank you for all the blessings in my 22 years of my life.
hopefully i will be blessed in the following years
please give me an understanding, that blessing sometimes came in disguise.
that how hard the situation is to me, it is still a blessing.
please give me the strength not to regret on every single decision I made.
please guide me through every decision I am making.
please let me be happy and make me see the bright side of everything
please do remind me for the wrong path I took.
for you, god, is the only place I can share everything without being judged.
God, thank you for last night. I can finally see my twin after eleven years. Sharing stupid stories with mas Adit and Sandi is a truly unforgettable moment. aaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggggghhhh, so many secrets unveiled ya, guys... kita dulu nakal sekali yaaaaaaw?
For a simple reason, I guess...
If you really cared about me, you'd find out that it was my birthday.
You do not need a notification about that matter.
And it turns out, from hundreds of persons that claim themselves as my friends, only a few knew about my birthday.
Now, I am not complaining.
It's just I want to know, who really cares about me.
That's all.
Dear God,
thank you for all the blessings in my 22 years of my life.
hopefully i will be blessed in the following years
please give me an understanding, that blessing sometimes came in disguise.
that how hard the situation is to me, it is still a blessing.
please give me the strength not to regret on every single decision I made.
please guide me through every decision I am making.
please let me be happy and make me see the bright side of everything
please do remind me for the wrong path I took.
for you, god, is the only place I can share everything without being judged.
God, thank you for last night. I can finally see my twin after eleven years. Sharing stupid stories with mas Adit and Sandi is a truly unforgettable moment. aaaaaaaaaarrrrggggggggghhhh, so many secrets unveiled ya, guys... kita dulu nakal sekali yaaaaaaw?
kebodohan kali ini bertema
berpikir sederhana,
birthday,
stupidity
Tuesday, June 16, 2009
I've changed...
I met my long forgotten friends in the world wide web,,, *halah*
Seeing their pictures, just brings out who I used to be...
The little girl that was been chased by my neighbor's dog, go fishing in the city sanitary, ate kinds of fruits in my neighbor's yard *nyolong mode: ON*, played ping pong in my neighbor's place, say my prayers in a room with a painting of last supper in *like I even cared... we prayed in many different ways, and I just basically don't care*...
Me and my childhood phase. The phase which was long forgotten.
My friends recall me as the biggest girl in the class *and when I say BIGGEST, that means FAT and well, literally BIG, haha* and the most tomboy girl they have known. Well, I can't describe myself better than that... hehe...
Seeing their pictures reminds me of how much we all have grown. I barely recognize most of them *not to mention that I really have an awful memory*. They're not the children that I knew. The children that used to play with me. The children that kept loads of my stupidity.
I'm not saying that I have changed radically since the last time I met my childhood friends. Well, I'm still chubby *Ok, smell of denial is in the air, haha*, still dark skinned, still doing stupid things. Still tomboy...
I am me, as far as I know.
But yet, I can't deny, I've changed. might be a slight change, but I've change...
Oh we've got a long, long way to go
To get there
We'll get there
But oh, if there's one thing that we know
It's that we will not grow old
Oh how could we know that day, it came with age
That oh, the feeling would fade...
(We will not Grow old - LENKA)
---
TiQi Bo
Sometimes I heard the waves of seas are calling my name, and when I listen to it carefully I know, I just missed the place.
Seeing their pictures, just brings out who I used to be...
The little girl that was been chased by my neighbor's dog, go fishing in the city sanitary, ate kinds of fruits in my neighbor's yard *nyolong mode: ON*, played ping pong in my neighbor's place, say my prayers in a room with a painting of last supper in *like I even cared... we prayed in many different ways, and I just basically don't care*...
Me and my childhood phase. The phase which was long forgotten.
My friends recall me as the biggest girl in the class *and when I say BIGGEST, that means FAT and well, literally BIG, haha* and the most tomboy girl they have known. Well, I can't describe myself better than that... hehe...
Seeing their pictures reminds me of how much we all have grown. I barely recognize most of them *not to mention that I really have an awful memory*. They're not the children that I knew. The children that used to play with me. The children that kept loads of my stupidity.
I'm not saying that I have changed radically since the last time I met my childhood friends. Well, I'm still chubby *Ok, smell of denial is in the air, haha*, still dark skinned, still doing stupid things. Still tomboy...
I am me, as far as I know.
But yet, I can't deny, I've changed. might be a slight change, but I've change...
Oh we've got a long, long way to go
To get there
We'll get there
But oh, if there's one thing that we know
It's that we will not grow old
Oh how could we know that day, it came with age
That oh, the feeling would fade...
(We will not Grow old - LENKA)
---
TiQi Bo
Sometimes I heard the waves of seas are calling my name, and when I listen to it carefully I know, I just missed the place.
kebodohan kali ini bertema
sentimentil,
stupidity
Friday, June 5, 2009
You just can't win it all...
person: Madura itu di mana yah?
Bo: Jawa Timur... nyeberang...
Person: Pulau?
Bo: Yup. Emang lu pikir apa?
Person: Kecamatan.
Person: Cepu itu di mana?
Bo: Di Jawa Tengah, eh, ato Jawa Timur ya?
Person: oh,,
Bo: KABUPATEN CEPU
Person: Bisa jalan darat ya?
Bo: Bisa, emang kenapa?
Person: Gw pikir nama pulau...
...
and this woman, is a smart woman, mates... she just happen to be not interested at geography, that's all.
Presentation slide is on
Person: Temen2, di kompleks perumahan ini, bakal ada pohon... emh... emh... MANGGA!
...and the presentation slide was showing pohon PEPAYA...
...
and that guy, is a smart man, mates... he just happen to be not interested at kinds of trees
Bo: Hyahaha, itang manggustang
Person: Manggustang itu apa?
Bo: Lu, pernah tinggal di ambon, kan? And, you studied biochemistry?
OK, itang = hiam, manggustang = mngoosteen = manggis!
...
Oh, this girl? she's just ignorrant, hehe...
---
TiQi
Mate, if you see life in my perspective, you might go insane. Not that I am saying I'm sane, hehe...
Bo: Jawa Timur... nyeberang...
Person: Pulau?
Bo: Yup. Emang lu pikir apa?
Person: Kecamatan.
Person: Cepu itu di mana?
Bo: Di Jawa Tengah, eh, ato Jawa Timur ya?
Person: oh,,
Bo: KABUPATEN CEPU
Person: Bisa jalan darat ya?
Bo: Bisa, emang kenapa?
Person: Gw pikir nama pulau...
...
and this woman, is a smart woman, mates... she just happen to be not interested at geography, that's all.
Presentation slide is on
Person: Temen2, di kompleks perumahan ini, bakal ada pohon... emh... emh... MANGGA!
...and the presentation slide was showing pohon PEPAYA...
...
and that guy, is a smart man, mates... he just happen to be not interested at kinds of trees
Bo: Hyahaha, itang manggustang
Person: Manggustang itu apa?
Bo: Lu, pernah tinggal di ambon, kan? And, you studied biochemistry?
OK, itang = hiam, manggustang = mngoosteen = manggis!
...
Oh, this girl? she's just ignorrant, hehe...
---
TiQi
Mate, if you see life in my perspective, you might go insane. Not that I am saying I'm sane, hehe...
kebodohan kali ini bertema
stupidity
Friday, May 1, 2009
Where's my insanity, oh, there it is...
a friend: Ow, great, now everyone is getting married soon
Bo: Aren't we suppose to be happy?
a friend: Yeah, of course I'm happy for all of them
Bo: Let's not forget to mention that one of our pal is secretly going to get married soon too..
A friend: Ah yes.. And don't forget one of your ohwhatsocalledcrush recently got married too
Bo: Ah, yeah... too bad, ey? I wish I could scream at his wedding party and made a confession.. 'psst,,, did you know I had a crush on you? Ow, you don't? well, it's ok, no regrets... but look who you married to, a (*&*%$%^^&, hyahahah'
A friend: Yeah, right. She's way more beautiful than you are.
Bo: Ah, yeah... I forgot that part...
Apart from my secretweddingplan friend, I wish you all a great marriage. And when I said great marriage, it doesn't mean that you literally should have a fancy state of the art party, mates...
I recall my crush, hehe. A normal funny guy, who was so silly that can make me laugh all day. Good looking doesn't work for me. *yeah2, what's this smell? it's a smell of denial, Bo... deniaaaaaallll....*. Well, let's not deny, I am not that good looking. What would people think if I had a boyfriend who is as good looking as Brad Pitt? they'll whisper behind my back 'pasti santet... pasti!', hyahahahah...
A friend asked me recently, what kind of guy am I searching for, anyway? I replied, someone that could make me laugh and laugh at my frosted jokes. I admit, sometimes my jokes weren't everybody's consumption. I'm nasty, hehe. She said, 'that's all?'. Well, yeah... And it's god damn hard to find. As I share with my friends... all the good guys were already taken, what's left is bunch of jerks and airheads that pretend they're good. hyahahaha... *ih, Bo sadis, ih...*
ok, moving on... just realized, I haven't read any stupidsilly fiction book since I got a job here in Jakarta. All I read was undang2, pedoman2, modul2, RTRWN, makalah2... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhh... How can I explain to my boss that I don't exactly read? Not that I can't, but I chosed not to... ohmy... King was the one who crack my common sense of it. He roomraidered my room in Solo and said he was bored reading my novels... I am so sorry, King... I'll make it up to you. I'll visit the bookstore right away if I had a spare time.
Anyway, King... could you graduate soon? I am fed up with mum saying I should push you to do your theses ASAP.And in the meantime, don't bring your girlfriend to the house, Mum's kinda egocentric, you know... She ot jealous you spend your wholeday with your girlfriend and ignored her. See what happened to me when I returned home? 3 days spent with mum, and none with my friends... and when I pushed the time to meet my friends, she got grumpy... Analyze that.
Not reading any fiction book made me gradually lost my ability to act nuts... well, it doesn't turn me into a normal person either, but loosing insanity is not on my list. This is why I also missed my bloody ex boss in Bali. Hey, at least he said FU*K outloud, hehe.
I found my old friends in facebook recently. My Ambon era friends. How time has made all of us changed. 'Boss, when will you send me on a business trip to Ambon?'. Kinda missed Ambon, here. Diniiiii, let's go theeeeeeere... Nizar recalled me as the most tomboy girl in the class, hehe... He commented that based on my facebook pic, I have changed... err, not exactly, hehe. Looks can be deceiving, hehe. As almost all my friends say, I am a photogenic person, which mean I only look good on pictures. Not that I'm that gorgeus on photos, it's just most of the time, they mislead the person I haven't met to think I'm a person who I'm not, hehe. So, don't trust at my photos =p.
---
TiQi Bo
Bo: Aren't we suppose to be happy?
a friend: Yeah, of course I'm happy for all of them
Bo: Let's not forget to mention that one of our pal is secretly going to get married soon too..
A friend: Ah yes.. And don't forget one of your ohwhatsocalledcrush recently got married too
Bo: Ah, yeah... too bad, ey? I wish I could scream at his wedding party and made a confession.. 'psst,,, did you know I had a crush on you? Ow, you don't? well, it's ok, no regrets... but look who you married to, a (*&*%$%^^&, hyahahah'
A friend: Yeah, right. She's way more beautiful than you are.
Bo: Ah, yeah... I forgot that part...
Apart from my secretweddingplan friend, I wish you all a great marriage. And when I said great marriage, it doesn't mean that you literally should have a fancy state of the art party, mates...
I recall my crush, hehe. A normal funny guy, who was so silly that can make me laugh all day. Good looking doesn't work for me. *yeah2, what's this smell? it's a smell of denial, Bo... deniaaaaaallll....*. Well, let's not deny, I am not that good looking. What would people think if I had a boyfriend who is as good looking as Brad Pitt? they'll whisper behind my back 'pasti santet... pasti!', hyahahahah...
A friend asked me recently, what kind of guy am I searching for, anyway? I replied, someone that could make me laugh and laugh at my frosted jokes. I admit, sometimes my jokes weren't everybody's consumption. I'm nasty, hehe. She said, 'that's all?'. Well, yeah... And it's god damn hard to find. As I share with my friends... all the good guys were already taken, what's left is bunch of jerks and airheads that pretend they're good. hyahahaha... *ih, Bo sadis, ih...*
ok, moving on... just realized, I haven't read any stupidsilly fiction book since I got a job here in Jakarta. All I read was undang2, pedoman2, modul2, RTRWN, makalah2... aaaaaaaaarrrrrrrgggghhhhhh... How can I explain to my boss that I don't exactly read? Not that I can't, but I chosed not to... ohmy... King was the one who crack my common sense of it. He roomraidered my room in Solo and said he was bored reading my novels... I am so sorry, King... I'll make it up to you. I'll visit the bookstore right away if I had a spare time.
Anyway, King... could you graduate soon? I am fed up with mum saying I should push you to do your theses ASAP.And in the meantime, don't bring your girlfriend to the house, Mum's kinda egocentric, you know... She ot jealous you spend your wholeday with your girlfriend and ignored her. See what happened to me when I returned home? 3 days spent with mum, and none with my friends... and when I pushed the time to meet my friends, she got grumpy... Analyze that.
Not reading any fiction book made me gradually lost my ability to act nuts... well, it doesn't turn me into a normal person either, but loosing insanity is not on my list. This is why I also missed my bloody ex boss in Bali. Hey, at least he said FU*K outloud, hehe.
I found my old friends in facebook recently. My Ambon era friends. How time has made all of us changed. 'Boss, when will you send me on a business trip to Ambon?'. Kinda missed Ambon, here. Diniiiii, let's go theeeeeeere... Nizar recalled me as the most tomboy girl in the class, hehe... He commented that based on my facebook pic, I have changed... err, not exactly, hehe. Looks can be deceiving, hehe. As almost all my friends say, I am a photogenic person, which mean I only look good on pictures. Not that I'm that gorgeus on photos, it's just most of the time, they mislead the person I haven't met to think I'm a person who I'm not, hehe. So, don't trust at my photos =p.
---
TiQi Bo
kebodohan kali ini bertema
Jakarta,
stupidity,
weird thoughts
Thursday, April 16, 2009
I'm not cool, I'm frost...
Taz: Cah, kita disuruh nyari artikel dari Butaru...
Bo: Ha? emh... apa itu Butaru?
Taz: Buletin tata ruang, bocah bodoooooh...
Look, Taz... I am trully sorry, I am new here... Oh rite, you're new too. The difference is I am stupid and ignorant to make it perfect... And you're older than I am... huehehehe, informasi gak penting... Iye, buuuuuwwww! terima kasih udah nambahin pengetahuan gw...
Taz: Iya, lu ambil aja Kapet di Biak...
Dita: Wah, nggak bisa... kapet itu yang megang subdit lain...
Heru: Kayaknya agak susah kalo Kapet, wilayah IV agak2 susah deh untuk nyari produk unggulan..
*and all the people in the room went yapping with all their knowledge...*
Bo: Cung, ehemm... Kapet apaan sih?
Taz: Iiiiiiih, bocaaaaaaahhhh... Kawasan pengembangan ekonomi terpadu *Truly sorry, I have forgotten the true answer from Taz, so freefalling translation took place again...hehe*
Bo: Hoo, ya ampuuuun... lu tau banyak ya, Cung...
Taz: ... bodoh...
>.<
Sowwwwiiiiieeeee... I skipped my classes during my college years just to have a better afternoon nap... uhuhuhu...
Bu Nuke: Oh iya, Tik... ini pake swakelola... ada metode kontraktual juga...
Bo: ... *memandang Bu Nuke... nyengir*
Bu Nuke: Jadi, Tik...swakelola itu kita nyerahin ke konsultan... yang kontraktual biasanya pekerjaan tahun kedua...
Bo: Oh, ok, Bu...
T.T
Bu Nuke must've been really frustrated to have a staff like me... she shooked her head and look pitiful on me... uhuhuhu...
The truth is, I don't like the so called cool words that government use... *please remind me, I am part of the what so called system...*. Why can't we use the normal words, anyway? My head just kind of frost, mates... and because of those loads of cool words, now my brain is beginning to melt... oh, dear... I hope it doesn't explode... =p
Mas Adam: Tik, jangan lupa nanti laporan yang kemaren dibuat ya...
Bo: He? nggak diminta ma si bos kok, mas... ih... eh, mas... mo kabur ke mana?
Mas Adam: Enak aja kabur... aku mau konsinyasi tauk...
Bo: Hoo, ok... gudlak, mas! Aku mau fesbukan! :D
Mas Adam: Huahaha, kerjain laporan di Bidakara kemareeen!
Bo: Siap, bos...
and I don't have a clue... what is 'konsinyasi'... mati saiah...
Dita: Iya, di wilayah IV ada sosialisasi lokasi blablabla...
Bo: Ha? Lokalisasi?
Dita: Bhuahahahaha, bodoooooooh...
>.<
me.stupid.eh.moron.confirmed....
Taz: Jadi, Cah... tar lu yang bikin artikelnya, ya...
Bo: Ha? gw? huahaha, lu percaya ma gw, Cung?
Taz: Hmm... mo gimana lagi...
Bo: Kalo gw yang bikin ya... tu artikel jadinya artikel pop gitu... pantesnya masuk majalah2 remaja, bok... gimana?
Taz: terseraaaaaaahhhh....
:D
maafkan gw ya, Buw... gw agak2 gimanaaa gitu, kalo bikin artikel ilmiah... tapi, jangan khawatir, sapa tau tulisan dari direktorat kita bisa masuk citacin*a, huehehehe... not bad kan ya?
---
TiQi Bo
ah, my days are filled with fun and joy, if you see it in my point of view, hwehehehe. Jangan terlalu dipikirkan, ah...
Bo: Ha? emh... apa itu Butaru?
Taz: Buletin tata ruang, bocah bodoooooh...
Look, Taz... I am trully sorry, I am new here... Oh rite, you're new too. The difference is I am stupid and ignorant to make it perfect... And you're older than I am... huehehehe, informasi gak penting... Iye, buuuuuwwww! terima kasih udah nambahin pengetahuan gw...
Taz: Iya, lu ambil aja Kapet di Biak...
Dita: Wah, nggak bisa... kapet itu yang megang subdit lain...
Heru: Kayaknya agak susah kalo Kapet, wilayah IV agak2 susah deh untuk nyari produk unggulan..
*and all the people in the room went yapping with all their knowledge...*
Bo: Cung, ehemm... Kapet apaan sih?
Taz: Iiiiiiih, bocaaaaaaahhhh... Kawasan pengembangan ekonomi terpadu *Truly sorry, I have forgotten the true answer from Taz, so freefalling translation took place again...hehe*
Bo: Hoo, ya ampuuuun... lu tau banyak ya, Cung...
Taz: ... bodoh...
>.<
Sowwwwiiiiieeeee... I skipped my classes during my college years just to have a better afternoon nap... uhuhuhu...
Bu Nuke: Oh iya, Tik... ini pake swakelola... ada metode kontraktual juga...
Bo: ... *memandang Bu Nuke... nyengir*
Bu Nuke: Jadi, Tik...swakelola itu kita nyerahin ke konsultan... yang kontraktual biasanya pekerjaan tahun kedua...
Bo: Oh, ok, Bu...
T.T
Bu Nuke must've been really frustrated to have a staff like me... she shooked her head and look pitiful on me... uhuhuhu...
The truth is, I don't like the so called cool words that government use... *please remind me, I am part of the what so called system...*. Why can't we use the normal words, anyway? My head just kind of frost, mates... and because of those loads of cool words, now my brain is beginning to melt... oh, dear... I hope it doesn't explode... =p
Mas Adam: Tik, jangan lupa nanti laporan yang kemaren dibuat ya...
Bo: He? nggak diminta ma si bos kok, mas... ih... eh, mas... mo kabur ke mana?
Mas Adam: Enak aja kabur... aku mau konsinyasi tauk...
Bo: Hoo, ok... gudlak, mas! Aku mau fesbukan! :D
Mas Adam: Huahaha, kerjain laporan di Bidakara kemareeen!
Bo: Siap, bos...
and I don't have a clue... what is 'konsinyasi'... mati saiah...
Dita: Iya, di wilayah IV ada sosialisasi lokasi blablabla...
Bo: Ha? Lokalisasi?
Dita: Bhuahahahaha, bodoooooooh...
>.<
me.stupid.eh.moron.confirmed....
Taz: Jadi, Cah... tar lu yang bikin artikelnya, ya...
Bo: Ha? gw? huahaha, lu percaya ma gw, Cung?
Taz: Hmm... mo gimana lagi...
Bo: Kalo gw yang bikin ya... tu artikel jadinya artikel pop gitu... pantesnya masuk majalah2 remaja, bok... gimana?
Taz: terseraaaaaaahhhh....
:D
maafkan gw ya, Buw... gw agak2 gimanaaa gitu, kalo bikin artikel ilmiah... tapi, jangan khawatir, sapa tau tulisan dari direktorat kita bisa masuk citacin*a, huehehehe... not bad kan ya?
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TiQi Bo
ah, my days are filled with fun and joy, if you see it in my point of view, hwehehehe. Jangan terlalu dipikirkan, ah...
kebodohan kali ini bertema
besd on tru stori,
PU,
stupidity
Tuesday, March 31, 2009
List of songs that I am listening right now
1. Praan - Garry Schyman
Ga tau kenapa, tapi kalo temen denger lagu ini, pasti mreka ngerti ni lagu gw banget... ga ngerti liriknya, lagunya susah, tapi enak didenger... hyahahaha... Lagu autis...
2. Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur - Sigur Ros
Hehe, another idon'tknowthelanguagebutilikeitsomuch... pertama denger di iPodnya Anindito Bayu Sampurno *hyahahaah, inget dong gw... nama temen sebelah gw... I'm not that bad at memory kaaan? walopun sebenernya ga penting...* setelah gw tau artinya, gw makin suka... Inside me, a lunatic sings... yeah, rite... really my song...
3. The last beautiful girl - Matchbox twenty
Lagu patah hati yang songong... hueheheh... It won't be the first heart that I break, and I won't be the last beautiful girl... *lirik diganti dengan tidak senonoh dan sewenang2...*
4. Save Yourself - James Morrison
Hehe, kebawa mellow2... sigh... gapapa, reminds me that there'll be good times and there'll be bad times... ah, sentimentil agogo skalih...
5. In the jungle - Happy hippo
ada videonya,, kekekekeke... kocaaaaaaaakkkk... kalo gw yang jadi pemerannya, gw pasti jadi anjingnya... yang annoying, hwahahaha... yes, I am annoying...
6. I love egg! - *lagunya Nadim, gw ga tau yang nyanyi apa... betul, bukan siapa, tapi apa...*
I love egg! Ayo ikut bulik, Nadim... nyanyi lagu ini, Nadim... ayoooo... ah, Ahong... malah lebih tertarik sama letpotnya... Ahong, klomot2 siniiiii, klomotklomooootttt...
7. Selfish Jean - Travis
If you can't see me happy, we'll just look the other way... not that hard kan ya? you don't like I'm being online all the time? fine, i'll appear offline... you don't like I updated my status on the facebook? fine, you can just delete me from your friends list... Not that hard, mate... There are around 250 millions of people just around Indonesia, we could just turn around and see different faces...
8. How to be dead - Snow Patrol
Lagu hasil hibah iCong eh, mas Dhanar... pas di Bandung... hehe, a year has past ya, Cong? eh, Mas? I like the part he did lipsync with funny styles, hyahahaha... *yes, I remembered... I remembered stupid things, mate* ya ampun, dya sodara sepupu gw? T.T
9. You only live once - The strokes
Lagu pembuka pas nyalain kompienya SyuMe... ah, apakah kompie lu masih berbunyi sama, SyuMe? kapan kita curhat2an sambil masang antena belalang lagi, MedZ? kangen ngrasani dosen, trus besoknya kena karma gara2 omongan itu, hyahahahaha... Salam buat bahtera lu,,,
10. Hit the road jack - Ray Charles
Hmm, ga tau juga, kenapa suka lagu ini... I guess it's just because the rythm... seruuu! Hit the road jack, don't you coming back no more no more no more no moooooorrrreeeee....
Ah, udah ah... 10 dulu... wew, kali ini ga ada lagunya Anggun! right since I moved in Jakarta, I lost my appetite of listening to Anggun frequently... since the other 'Anggun' love to sing and she doesn't sound really great, gave me trauma... >.<
Ah, I also like some street singers all around Jakarta:
1. In 72, to my boarding house... 'gema azan subuh, aku masih tertidur... gema azan lohor sibuk aku bekerja... gema azan asar masih sibuk bekerja... gema azan magrib aku di perjalanan... gema azan isya lelah tubuhku Tuhan...' *hyak, mak jlebb...jlebbbb...*
2. In 66, to my office... an old man played his harmonica... the songs were balonku, naik2 ke puncak gunung, naik kereta api... aaahhhh,,, rasanya naik bus mau piknik! lagi! lagi! lagiiii! ah, kantor gw kelewaaaaatttt... setooooooopppppppp... hooooooopppppp....
3. In every kind of bus I took, everywhere I went... 'satu jam sajaaaa... ku telah bisaaaa... sayangi kamu (kamu, kamu)...' aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh,,, this ST12 is happening is it? uhuhuhuhu... sampe apal niiiiiiiy!!!
Well, I still enjoyed being anonymous in the streets of Jakarta... my privilege... ahahahah...
anyway, ada yang tau lagunya Cindy - Aku sahabatmu,,,,? *lupa gw, judul pastinya?* Seperti biasa, gw pengen nyanyi, tapi ga tau nada... dan nyesek banget... sebel gw kalo gini... yang jelas, blakangnya ada..'aku yang dengan tulus, mencintaimu'... itu doang yang gw tau nadanya... uhuhuhu... nyesek banget niiiiy,,,, udah seminggu lebiiiiihhh... jangan sampe kejadian kayak the strokes yang kudu nunggu setengah taun, baru dikasih tau medZ... uhuhuhuhu... *thx to Pip, udah mendengarkan lagunya,, akhirnyaaaa..*
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TiQi Bo
hey you! the guy whose room is next to mine! when you came back from Bali, bring me something, mate! Bule2 ganteng... bukan... bukan bule mantan bos gw... arrrgggghhh,,, bukan bule buat eluuuu, buat gueeeeee!!!! lumyang buat bersih2 kosan, kan? hwehehehehe...
Ga tau kenapa, tapi kalo temen denger lagu ini, pasti mreka ngerti ni lagu gw banget... ga ngerti liriknya, lagunya susah, tapi enak didenger... hyahahaha... Lagu autis...
2. Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur - Sigur Ros
Hehe, another idon'tknowthelanguagebutilikeitsomuch... pertama denger di iPodnya Anindito Bayu Sampurno *hyahahaah, inget dong gw... nama temen sebelah gw... I'm not that bad at memory kaaan? walopun sebenernya ga penting...* setelah gw tau artinya, gw makin suka... Inside me, a lunatic sings... yeah, rite... really my song...
3. The last beautiful girl - Matchbox twenty
Lagu patah hati yang songong... hueheheh... It won't be the first heart that I break, and I won't be the last beautiful girl... *lirik diganti dengan tidak senonoh dan sewenang2...*
4. Save Yourself - James Morrison
Hehe, kebawa mellow2... sigh... gapapa, reminds me that there'll be good times and there'll be bad times... ah, sentimentil agogo skalih...
5. In the jungle - Happy hippo
ada videonya,, kekekekeke... kocaaaaaaaakkkk... kalo gw yang jadi pemerannya, gw pasti jadi anjingnya... yang annoying, hwahahaha... yes, I am annoying...
6. I love egg! - *lagunya Nadim, gw ga tau yang nyanyi apa... betul, bukan siapa, tapi apa...*
I love egg! Ayo ikut bulik, Nadim... nyanyi lagu ini, Nadim... ayoooo... ah, Ahong... malah lebih tertarik sama letpotnya... Ahong, klomot2 siniiiii, klomotklomooootttt...
7. Selfish Jean - Travis
If you can't see me happy, we'll just look the other way... not that hard kan ya? you don't like I'm being online all the time? fine, i'll appear offline... you don't like I updated my status on the facebook? fine, you can just delete me from your friends list... Not that hard, mate... There are around 250 millions of people just around Indonesia, we could just turn around and see different faces...
8. How to be dead - Snow Patrol
Lagu hasil hibah iCong eh, mas Dhanar... pas di Bandung... hehe, a year has past ya, Cong? eh, Mas? I like the part he did lipsync with funny styles, hyahahaha... *yes, I remembered... I remembered stupid things, mate* ya ampun, dya sodara sepupu gw? T.T
9. You only live once - The strokes
Lagu pembuka pas nyalain kompienya SyuMe... ah, apakah kompie lu masih berbunyi sama, SyuMe? kapan kita curhat2an sambil masang antena belalang lagi, MedZ? kangen ngrasani dosen, trus besoknya kena karma gara2 omongan itu, hyahahahaha... Salam buat bahtera lu,,,
10. Hit the road jack - Ray Charles
Hmm, ga tau juga, kenapa suka lagu ini... I guess it's just because the rythm... seruuu! Hit the road jack, don't you coming back no more no more no more no moooooorrrreeeee....
Ah, udah ah... 10 dulu... wew, kali ini ga ada lagunya Anggun! right since I moved in Jakarta, I lost my appetite of listening to Anggun frequently... since the other 'Anggun' love to sing and she doesn't sound really great, gave me trauma... >.<
Ah, I also like some street singers all around Jakarta:
1. In 72, to my boarding house... 'gema azan subuh, aku masih tertidur... gema azan lohor sibuk aku bekerja... gema azan asar masih sibuk bekerja... gema azan magrib aku di perjalanan... gema azan isya lelah tubuhku Tuhan...' *hyak, mak jlebb...jlebbbb...*
2. In 66, to my office... an old man played his harmonica... the songs were balonku, naik2 ke puncak gunung, naik kereta api... aaahhhh,,, rasanya naik bus mau piknik! lagi! lagi! lagiiii! ah, kantor gw kelewaaaaatttt... setooooooopppppppp... hooooooopppppp....
3. In every kind of bus I took, everywhere I went... 'satu jam sajaaaa... ku telah bisaaaa... sayangi kamu (kamu, kamu)...' aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh,,, this ST12 is happening is it? uhuhuhuhu... sampe apal niiiiiiiy!!!
Well, I still enjoyed being anonymous in the streets of Jakarta... my privilege... ahahahah...
anyway, ada yang tau lagunya Cindy - Aku sahabatmu,,,,? *lupa gw, judul pastinya?* Seperti biasa, gw pengen nyanyi, tapi ga tau nada... dan nyesek banget... sebel gw kalo gini... yang jelas, blakangnya ada..'aku yang dengan tulus, mencintaimu'... itu doang yang gw tau nadanya... uhuhuhu... nyesek banget niiiiy,,,, udah seminggu lebiiiiihhh... jangan sampe kejadian kayak the strokes yang kudu nunggu setengah taun, baru dikasih tau medZ... uhuhuhuhu... *thx to Pip, udah mendengarkan lagunya,, akhirnyaaaa..*
---
TiQi Bo
hey you! the guy whose room is next to mine! when you came back from Bali, bring me something, mate! Bule2 ganteng... bukan... bukan bule mantan bos gw... arrrgggghhh,,, bukan bule buat eluuuu, buat gueeeeee!!!! lumyang buat bersih2 kosan, kan? hwehehehehe...
kebodohan kali ini bertema
gosip gitu de,
stupidity
Saturday, February 21, 2009
I never did it before, so let it be the first
saat post ini dipublish, nun jauh di Bali sana,,, Mami Lie sedang lembur,,, ninggalin Odie ma Koko... poor Odie... sini, sama tante aja,,, hyahahahah... Dan, secara mengejutkan, Inchan menolak ajakan ke Kudeta *dan ajep2* dan dengan suka rela nglembur bantu Mama Lie,,, padahal biasanya jam stengah tujuh malem udah kabur dari kantor... wah2, pertanda apakah ini? dunia memang aneh... Anyway! SMANGAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD!!!!!
There's always a first time for every thing. For the first time, by all my consciousness, I chose to appear permanently offline for a person. Well, I have appear offline to another person before, but I did that to do a joke on me, hehe.
I always thought that appearing offline would mean really chicken. By hiding from someone forever. But this time, I did that to gain my own self. I did that because I have no other option. That person didn't give me another option.
And after I appear offline, apparently the person's status was full of joy. Not questioning like the person used to do.
And this morning, a friend of mine told me abot a person that appeared permanently offline to her, finally appeared online.
Bo: So, what did you do?
A friend: I encouraged myself to start the conversation
Bo: Then?
A friend: He didn't reply. He totally ignored me.
I mumble to myself. Would I do the same? I tried to did my best, pretend that me and that person I appeared offline for had a normal kind of friendship. I tried so hard. But I realized that I could not change that person's point of view, as that person couldn't change mine. I gave the person chances to stop and just leave everything right on it's place. But that didn't happen.
So was I wrong to appear offline permanently to the person? I really don't know. I guess the person is better off without me being online in the person's YM list. And I would hold up my anger and tears and save them for something else worthed.
And there will always be a blessing in disguise for everything. I got accompanied sometimes by the chief of dark community. Together we would wait for the dawn community to show up, haha. Thank you for all the stupid riddles, chief!
Chief: telor apa yang ditakutin ma telor2 lainnya?
Bo: pass... hahahah...
Chief: Telor asin, soalnya punya tato (cap)
Bo: *LOLz*
Chief: Telor apa yang ditakutin ma telor asin?
Bo: Gw tau! Gw tauuuu!!! Telor puyuuuuuh!
Chief: Lah, kok tau?
Bo: Kan tatonya lebih banyaaaaak....
hueheheheheheheheh...
I know, it's stupid.
So, this is where it ends. In this crossroad. I'll head that way, and I won't see where will you head. I won't say anything about this, rather than that I would say 'I'll meet you in another crossroads on my life. Thanks for the accompany all along, mate!'
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TiQi Bo
Trying to remind my own self that there will always be a blessing in disguise...
There's always a first time for every thing. For the first time, by all my consciousness, I chose to appear permanently offline for a person. Well, I have appear offline to another person before, but I did that to do a joke on me, hehe.
I always thought that appearing offline would mean really chicken. By hiding from someone forever. But this time, I did that to gain my own self. I did that because I have no other option. That person didn't give me another option.
And after I appear offline, apparently the person's status was full of joy. Not questioning like the person used to do.
And this morning, a friend of mine told me abot a person that appeared permanently offline to her, finally appeared online.
Bo: So, what did you do?
A friend: I encouraged myself to start the conversation
Bo: Then?
A friend: He didn't reply. He totally ignored me.
I mumble to myself. Would I do the same? I tried to did my best, pretend that me and that person I appeared offline for had a normal kind of friendship. I tried so hard. But I realized that I could not change that person's point of view, as that person couldn't change mine. I gave the person chances to stop and just leave everything right on it's place. But that didn't happen.
So was I wrong to appear offline permanently to the person? I really don't know. I guess the person is better off without me being online in the person's YM list. And I would hold up my anger and tears and save them for something else worthed.
And there will always be a blessing in disguise for everything. I got accompanied sometimes by the chief of dark community. Together we would wait for the dawn community to show up, haha. Thank you for all the stupid riddles, chief!
Chief: telor apa yang ditakutin ma telor2 lainnya?
Bo: pass... hahahah...
Chief: Telor asin, soalnya punya tato (cap)
Bo: *LOLz*
Chief: Telor apa yang ditakutin ma telor asin?
Bo: Gw tau! Gw tauuuu!!! Telor puyuuuuuh!
Chief: Lah, kok tau?
Bo: Kan tatonya lebih banyaaaaak....
hueheheheheheheheh...
I know, it's stupid.
So, this is where it ends. In this crossroad. I'll head that way, and I won't see where will you head. I won't say anything about this, rather than that I would say 'I'll meet you in another crossroads on my life. Thanks for the accompany all along, mate!'
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TiQi Bo
Trying to remind my own self that there will always be a blessing in disguise...
Again, the talk around marriage,,, sigh...
I had some chats with Bunny, a long static name on my YM list, which recently become talkative *apa salah gue, Beeeennnn? Apaaaaaaa?*.
He commented a lot on my 'dark' status' on YM... With his Mario T*guh style... *hyahaha, in a silly way, of course*. He insisted me to change on my status on YM, if I didn't, he woul be haunting my back for all day long... Arrrrggggghhhhh,,, why can't I be the the dark side of the moon, Bunny? Waaaaiiiii?
Anyway, that's not the point that I wanted to talk about... sorry about the prologue which has nothing to do with the main story, mate...
He asked me, how does a woman know, that she would be able to say yes on a man's proposal? How does a woman know that whe would be able to spend her lifetime with guy?
I answered... Engh,,, ndak tau Bunny... I'm not the one you should take advises from. I'm not planning to end this lajangjalang status from myself, hehe. Sorry, mate... To make it even awkward, I asked him, how does a guy have the guts to propose a woman anyway? how does he have the faith that he could spend his lifetime with a woman *remembering for some guys, the feeling of having a lot of women in their life made them prod, sigh*...
He replied, actually, we guys don't have the guts,,, He said, would it be enought if a guy propose in an unofficial way, such as I want to spend my whole lifetime with you...
I laughed... I said, If I was the girl, I would question the man back... 'kamu tau nggak, kalo aku tidur ngorok?' hyahahaha... I said, if that was the case, and I know, that woman you propose is not the kudalumping type like I am, then you should lay back, hold still until the woman beg you to marry her...
Isn't it about consensus, Bunny? Isn't it something that you both should agree in?
He said, then there's another problem. My family was worried. Worried that I married the wrong woman...
I replied,,, you should take me to your house sometime... maybe if your family saw me, they would encourage you to marry the woman... They would be afraid that you would end up for kudalumping girl like me...
pffftttt... hweehehehehehhe...
Ah, this conversation will lead us to nothing, mate. You're absolutely wrong to ask me such question. I'm not the usual type of girl that would know when to settle down. I'm not the girl that would ask someone to marry her ASAP. I can't even picture myself in a marriage,,, I know, it's pathetic, Bunny.
But having that chat with Bunny made me think, there's people out there that share the same thought that Bunny had. I mean, he had found the woman he was looking for, and his girlfriend feels the same way. Then, why would they have to wait? *dan, jangan tanya gw soal ini juga, gw bakal jawab... nunggu apa? nunggu kalo gw udah jadi menteri PU... :))*
So go out there, mate! do what you really wanted to do.
---
TiQi Bo
suffering migrain for three days, and not getting better... argh... why?
He commented a lot on my 'dark' status' on YM... With his Mario T*guh style... *hyahaha, in a silly way, of course*. He insisted me to change on my status on YM, if I didn't, he woul be haunting my back for all day long... Arrrrggggghhhhh,,, why can't I be the the dark side of the moon, Bunny? Waaaaiiiii?
Anyway, that's not the point that I wanted to talk about... sorry about the prologue which has nothing to do with the main story, mate...
He asked me, how does a woman know, that she would be able to say yes on a man's proposal? How does a woman know that whe would be able to spend her lifetime with guy?
I answered... Engh,,, ndak tau Bunny... I'm not the one you should take advises from. I'm not planning to end this lajangjalang status from myself, hehe. Sorry, mate... To make it even awkward, I asked him, how does a guy have the guts to propose a woman anyway? how does he have the faith that he could spend his lifetime with a woman *remembering for some guys, the feeling of having a lot of women in their life made them prod, sigh*...
He replied, actually, we guys don't have the guts,,, He said, would it be enought if a guy propose in an unofficial way, such as I want to spend my whole lifetime with you...
I laughed... I said, If I was the girl, I would question the man back... 'kamu tau nggak, kalo aku tidur ngorok?' hyahahaha... I said, if that was the case, and I know, that woman you propose is not the kudalumping type like I am, then you should lay back, hold still until the woman beg you to marry her...
Isn't it about consensus, Bunny? Isn't it something that you both should agree in?
He said, then there's another problem. My family was worried. Worried that I married the wrong woman...
I replied,,, you should take me to your house sometime... maybe if your family saw me, they would encourage you to marry the woman... They would be afraid that you would end up for kudalumping girl like me...
pffftttt... hweehehehehehhe...
Ah, this conversation will lead us to nothing, mate. You're absolutely wrong to ask me such question. I'm not the usual type of girl that would know when to settle down. I'm not the girl that would ask someone to marry her ASAP. I can't even picture myself in a marriage,,, I know, it's pathetic, Bunny.
But having that chat with Bunny made me think, there's people out there that share the same thought that Bunny had. I mean, he had found the woman he was looking for, and his girlfriend feels the same way. Then, why would they have to wait? *dan, jangan tanya gw soal ini juga, gw bakal jawab... nunggu apa? nunggu kalo gw udah jadi menteri PU... :))*
So go out there, mate! do what you really wanted to do.
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TiQi Bo
suffering migrain for three days, and not getting better... argh... why?
kebodohan kali ini bertema
berpikir sederhana,
besd on tru stori,
stupidity
Wednesday, February 18, 2009
Percakapan virtual
Taz: Kenapa lu akhirnya datang?
Bo: Huehe, gw keluar kantor, trus ngeliat masih terang banget, ya balik grak, gw kesini deee... Lu ngapain ke sini?
Taz: Gw yang nyelenggarain, bodoh...
Bo: Ho, iyah... lupa, kekeke...
---
Taz: Lagi ngomongin apa sih?
Bo: Lagi nyari visi Generasi Muda Peduli penataan ruang
Taz: Dari tadi? Lu ngomong kek!
Bo: Haha? I am not good at speaking, mate. I wish this thing could be held only by conference in YM, kekeke...
Taz: Seru kali ya...
Bo: Ujung2nya, bakal ketemu visi yang kata2nya daritadi ada di papan tulis itu dari tadi
Taz: Ha?
Bo: Never mind.
---setengah jam kemudian---
Taz (talking to the forum): Jadi, menurut gw, visinya itu ya, mewujudkan generasi muda yang peduli penataan ruang!
(Bo look at Taz, then Taz realized and grinned back to Bo)
Bo: Gw bilang juga apa kan?
Taz: Huahahaha, ni forum bener2 bodoh...
Bo: You.stupid.confirmed
---
(akhirnya tu visi bener2 dipake, unbelievable...)
Bo (whispering to Naz): Kenapa sih, pake kata2 peduli? Bukannya lebih bagus aware ya? Apa ituh... Sadaaaar...
Naz: Oh, iya Tik...
Naz (to forum): Tikki usul, kenapa gak pake kata 'sadar' blah2...
Bo: (Bagoooos, Naz... hilang sudah anonimitas gw... hilang sudah zona nyaman gw sebagai mbak2 yang familiar tampangnya tapi gw gatau namany yang lagi duduk di pojokan)
---
Aris gave the marker to Taz, Taz gave it to Dian, Dian handed it to Bo...
Bo: Buat paan, ni?
Taz: Ya, buat nulis lah...
Bo: Hoo (sambil buka tutup spidol, siap2 nyoret tangan Dian)
Taz: Balikin ajah... dasar autis...
Bo: Lhooo, katanya buat nulis? kekekekeke....
---
Bo: Kenapa forum ini gak dibikin malem aja skalian ya?
Taz: Wah, seru juga tuh
Bo: Biar kalo gw insomnia, gw bisa melakukan hal2 bermanfaat
Taz: Pasti udah pada bacok2an
Taz: Kan smakin malem, smakin pada bersemangat
Bo: Hyahaha...
---
Well, that's about it...
Don't worry, nobody got killed in that forum... hwehehe, altough I it crossed my mind to 'mengerikiti' Tondi, pieces by pieces... Kanibaaaaaaaaallll, hyahahaha
---
TiQi Bo
Life is not about doing everything like what we wanted but to see it in our own perspective.
Bo: Huehe, gw keluar kantor, trus ngeliat masih terang banget, ya balik grak, gw kesini deee... Lu ngapain ke sini?
Taz: Gw yang nyelenggarain, bodoh...
Bo: Ho, iyah... lupa, kekeke...
---
Taz: Lagi ngomongin apa sih?
Bo: Lagi nyari visi Generasi Muda Peduli penataan ruang
Taz: Dari tadi? Lu ngomong kek!
Bo: Haha? I am not good at speaking, mate. I wish this thing could be held only by conference in YM, kekeke...
Taz: Seru kali ya...
Bo: Ujung2nya, bakal ketemu visi yang kata2nya daritadi ada di papan tulis itu dari tadi
Taz: Ha?
Bo: Never mind.
---setengah jam kemudian---
Taz (talking to the forum): Jadi, menurut gw, visinya itu ya, mewujudkan generasi muda yang peduli penataan ruang!
(Bo look at Taz, then Taz realized and grinned back to Bo)
Bo: Gw bilang juga apa kan?
Taz: Huahahaha, ni forum bener2 bodoh...
Bo: You.stupid.confirmed
---
(akhirnya tu visi bener2 dipake, unbelievable...)
Bo (whispering to Naz): Kenapa sih, pake kata2 peduli? Bukannya lebih bagus aware ya? Apa ituh... Sadaaaar...
Naz: Oh, iya Tik...
Naz (to forum): Tikki usul, kenapa gak pake kata 'sadar' blah2...
Bo: (Bagoooos, Naz... hilang sudah anonimitas gw... hilang sudah zona nyaman gw sebagai mbak2 yang familiar tampangnya tapi gw gatau namany yang lagi duduk di pojokan)
---
Aris gave the marker to Taz, Taz gave it to Dian, Dian handed it to Bo...
Bo: Buat paan, ni?
Taz: Ya, buat nulis lah...
Bo: Hoo (sambil buka tutup spidol, siap2 nyoret tangan Dian)
Taz: Balikin ajah... dasar autis...
Bo: Lhooo, katanya buat nulis? kekekekeke....
---
Bo: Kenapa forum ini gak dibikin malem aja skalian ya?
Taz: Wah, seru juga tuh
Bo: Biar kalo gw insomnia, gw bisa melakukan hal2 bermanfaat
Taz: Pasti udah pada bacok2an
Taz: Kan smakin malem, smakin pada bersemangat
Bo: Hyahaha...
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Well, that's about it...
Don't worry, nobody got killed in that forum... hwehehe, altough I it crossed my mind to 'mengerikiti' Tondi, pieces by pieces... Kanibaaaaaaaaallll, hyahahaha
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TiQi Bo
Life is not about doing everything like what we wanted but to see it in our own perspective.
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Monday, February 9, 2009
Children are amazing, aren't they?
Postingan ini udah lumayan lama, sebelum bokap-nyokap gw mengalami perjalanan besar itu... Sebelum gw tau kalo gw bakal terjebak di Jakarta.. *eh, bukan terjebak... hmm,,, sebelum dianugerahkan...halah*
I visited Mamak's facebook today,,, her shout out was 'Yasmin: sumber energi suara: MP3!'. *LOL*
Man, for 22 years living in this wide world, I never thought of it. Isn't it amazing how children could relate one thing to another? I remembered of an old photograph of mine,,, there I was wearing cloth and my mum dressed me as if I was somekind of princess (javanese native princess wore cloths don't they? Cos things in western are not the same as in here, mates...). And there I was in that pic, being kissed by my neighbor, the same age as I am... What in the world?! I've had my first kiss even before I knew how to spell my name? (Well, I have a unique name, so it's kinda hard to spell it, hehe... it's tieaikeikeiai, rite?). I've lost that photograph, by the way... But I still think that it ws a very special moment, haha...
As a kid, how did I act? My mum said I was quite mature for my age (which explains why I do not grow up now... I've spent being a grown up while I was small, hwehe...), silent (have I told you that I had a 'strict' mum as a kid? Now she has soften a bit, since she has known that I was too stubborn...), and always carefull to do things as if I would slip off out from something... My mum also said that I have done stupidity way back then...
Stupidity #1:
I had a large aquarium when I was a kid,,, my mum and pap put it on the floor... From out of nowhere, there I was drowing in the aquarium,,, sigh,,, what in the world?
stupidity #2:
I had a bro when I was 2 and got so excited. He was smaller than I am, he was the inferior, the one that can not do things by himself... So, there I was... After bathing and wearing clothes to my little brother, mum went back to the toilet, leaving me alone with my bro. Since he hasn't use the powder, I took the inisiative to put it on his face... well, as everyone expected, my lil bro looked 'cemong2', hehe...
Kids does think differently from adult, rite? And that's sooooo amazing...
Once I thought that TMNT was made in Indonesia,,, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... I read it 'Tenaga Mutan Ninja Turtel' Tenaga, as in energy? hwooooooooooooo,,, it took me years to realize that michaelangelo, raphael,donatello,and *i forgot the forth one, sorry* ws way too complicated for Indonesians to create, hauhauhau...
I love watching human behavior,,, and young human behaviors are the best... It's so natural... don't restrict your kids too much, it might hurt them more than you think. Well, I know as older person, you are responsible to watch the younger ones,, but it doesn't mean that you alwys consider them as a fragile thing. A kid who never fell down would never know how painful it is when he saw someone falling down. It's OK to cry if it hurts, my mum said... Trial and errors are normal thing to do. You can't succeed without failing, rite? You won't know how to crawl before you lift yourself and balance yourself.
But it doesn't mean you could just set younger ones free... We are there as the observer and sometimes we need to be there to set the limits... Things could go dangerous, but find the least harmful way. Well, kids are just kids... they're cute little creature with big ideas, big demands, and less physical strength... Have fun, kiddo!
*Have a nice le grande voyage mum, pap... Come home safe and sound will you? May God protect and guide you guys always... Geez, I've missed them already... T.T*
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Tikki Mahayanti
I visited Mamak's facebook today,,, her shout out was 'Yasmin: sumber energi suara: MP3!'. *LOL*
Man, for 22 years living in this wide world, I never thought of it. Isn't it amazing how children could relate one thing to another? I remembered of an old photograph of mine,,, there I was wearing cloth and my mum dressed me as if I was somekind of princess (javanese native princess wore cloths don't they? Cos things in western are not the same as in here, mates...). And there I was in that pic, being kissed by my neighbor, the same age as I am... What in the world?! I've had my first kiss even before I knew how to spell my name? (Well, I have a unique name, so it's kinda hard to spell it, hehe... it's tieaikeikeiai, rite?). I've lost that photograph, by the way... But I still think that it ws a very special moment, haha...
As a kid, how did I act? My mum said I was quite mature for my age (which explains why I do not grow up now... I've spent being a grown up while I was small, hwehe...), silent (have I told you that I had a 'strict' mum as a kid? Now she has soften a bit, since she has known that I was too stubborn...), and always carefull to do things as if I would slip off out from something... My mum also said that I have done stupidity way back then...
Stupidity #1:
I had a large aquarium when I was a kid,,, my mum and pap put it on the floor... From out of nowhere, there I was drowing in the aquarium,,, sigh,,, what in the world?
stupidity #2:
I had a bro when I was 2 and got so excited. He was smaller than I am, he was the inferior, the one that can not do things by himself... So, there I was... After bathing and wearing clothes to my little brother, mum went back to the toilet, leaving me alone with my bro. Since he hasn't use the powder, I took the inisiative to put it on his face... well, as everyone expected, my lil bro looked 'cemong2', hehe...
Kids does think differently from adult, rite? And that's sooooo amazing...
Once I thought that TMNT was made in Indonesia,,, Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle... I read it 'Tenaga Mutan Ninja Turtel' Tenaga, as in energy? hwooooooooooooo,,, it took me years to realize that michaelangelo, raphael,donatello,and *i forgot the forth one, sorry* ws way too complicated for Indonesians to create, hauhauhau...
I love watching human behavior,,, and young human behaviors are the best... It's so natural... don't restrict your kids too much, it might hurt them more than you think. Well, I know as older person, you are responsible to watch the younger ones,, but it doesn't mean that you alwys consider them as a fragile thing. A kid who never fell down would never know how painful it is when he saw someone falling down. It's OK to cry if it hurts, my mum said... Trial and errors are normal thing to do. You can't succeed without failing, rite? You won't know how to crawl before you lift yourself and balance yourself.
But it doesn't mean you could just set younger ones free... We are there as the observer and sometimes we need to be there to set the limits... Things could go dangerous, but find the least harmful way. Well, kids are just kids... they're cute little creature with big ideas, big demands, and less physical strength... Have fun, kiddo!
*Have a nice le grande voyage mum, pap... Come home safe and sound will you? May God protect and guide you guys always... Geez, I've missed them already... T.T*
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Tikki Mahayanti
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Tuesday, February 3, 2009
Almost famous!
I texted Naga this morning, since it's his birthday. Remember, mate... YOu're 31,,, you're, hmm... what's the word? OLD! Hauhauhau... Good luck on your journey of life, mate...
He reminded me to gave out zakat from my salary. I reminded him that I still don't have the clue when will I receive my salary. *Ya owloh,,, bantulah hambaMu ini yaaaa Owlooooohhhh... *baru inget Tuhan kalo kek gini, sigh...**
Anyway, he also suggested to avoid giving away my zakat to one of party which have 'badan zakat'. Me, being blind and clueless as usual don't have any idea why should I avoid that. He said that the party will use my zakat and gave them away to people who needed it behalf of their party's name. To gain popularity he said...
Wow, gining popularity is that simple? Waaaaaw, I should gave away the zakat myself... Behalf on MY OWN NAME! I would become popular, and I might pass the bloody electoral treshold... Waaaaaaaaaawwwwww,,,, I might end up being a politician, mates! How about that? I might end up being your president! And this country of yours will soon be named 'QiBo' republic? How about that?
I mean, be serious... you want to do politics or you want to do charity? Or you want to spread your religion? What is your purpose anyway? I'm talking about politicians and parties here. I never get it, those political stuffs. Get real, 38 parties? Hmm, all I remember is the three parties way back from the old skool times, hwehehehe... *mo disebut namanya nih? pokonya, dulu mah warnanya ijo, kuning, ma merah ajah, kekeke*
Now suddenly everybody owns a party. Hwaaaaaa? And all the ulama became politicians as well. By the sake of human being, how should you trust an ulama who have become party leader, anyway? Imagine you were in the middle of solat idul fitri and the khotib *hyak, bahasa gw ancur minah gini, so be it...* were preaching... 'Jadi sodara2, di hari yang fitri ini... *ujug2 ada bekson 'GERINDRANG', kek di iklan2 itu...*' how would you feel? Funny isn't it?
The texting came to a next level of being 'golput'. I don't get it? Why is it verbotten anyway? Waaaaaaai? Everyone have to choose? And those ulama had the right to judge one who did not choose as sinner? Not choosing is A SIN? Haaah,,, dear God, forgive our mortal stupid and ngelunjak bodies...
And then they said that smoking is also forbidden,,,, and there are some circumstances for that... What in the world? OK, suddenly ulama sounds like the writings on every pack of cigarettes *tau ga si lu? yang merokok dapat merusak apa2 itu...* We all know that cigarettes are bad for your health, but it's a private decission to smoke or not. The same as having the right of being vegetarian.
Naga said, in the end it's all about popularity... Hmm, Maybe I should become ulama, politician, and an active smoker at a time to gain popularity? Anybody care to join? Then we could start our own party and start giving away zakat to the poor to gain even much more popularity... How about that?
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TiQi Bo
PS : Thanks for the virtual chat, Naga. Remember, you're old, mate... huahahahahahaha... Ndang nyambut gawe, ndang nglumpukke duit, ben iso nraktir aku... hyahyahyaaa...
He reminded me to gave out zakat from my salary. I reminded him that I still don't have the clue when will I receive my salary. *Ya owloh,,, bantulah hambaMu ini yaaaa Owlooooohhhh... *baru inget Tuhan kalo kek gini, sigh...**
Anyway, he also suggested to avoid giving away my zakat to one of party which have 'badan zakat'. Me, being blind and clueless as usual don't have any idea why should I avoid that. He said that the party will use my zakat and gave them away to people who needed it behalf of their party's name. To gain popularity he said...
Wow, gining popularity is that simple? Waaaaaw, I should gave away the zakat myself... Behalf on MY OWN NAME! I would become popular, and I might pass the bloody electoral treshold... Waaaaaaaaaawwwwww,,,, I might end up being a politician, mates! How about that? I might end up being your president! And this country of yours will soon be named 'QiBo' republic? How about that?
I mean, be serious... you want to do politics or you want to do charity? Or you want to spread your religion? What is your purpose anyway? I'm talking about politicians and parties here. I never get it, those political stuffs. Get real, 38 parties? Hmm, all I remember is the three parties way back from the old skool times, hwehehehe... *mo disebut namanya nih? pokonya, dulu mah warnanya ijo, kuning, ma merah ajah, kekeke*
Now suddenly everybody owns a party. Hwaaaaaa? And all the ulama became politicians as well. By the sake of human being, how should you trust an ulama who have become party leader, anyway? Imagine you were in the middle of solat idul fitri and the khotib *hyak, bahasa gw ancur minah gini, so be it...* were preaching... 'Jadi sodara2, di hari yang fitri ini... *ujug2 ada bekson 'GERINDRANG', kek di iklan2 itu...*' how would you feel? Funny isn't it?
The texting came to a next level of being 'golput'. I don't get it? Why is it verbotten anyway? Waaaaaaai? Everyone have to choose? And those ulama had the right to judge one who did not choose as sinner? Not choosing is A SIN? Haaah,,, dear God, forgive our mortal stupid and ngelunjak bodies...
And then they said that smoking is also forbidden,,,, and there are some circumstances for that... What in the world? OK, suddenly ulama sounds like the writings on every pack of cigarettes *tau ga si lu? yang merokok dapat merusak apa2 itu...* We all know that cigarettes are bad for your health, but it's a private decission to smoke or not. The same as having the right of being vegetarian.
Naga said, in the end it's all about popularity... Hmm, Maybe I should become ulama, politician, and an active smoker at a time to gain popularity? Anybody care to join? Then we could start our own party and start giving away zakat to the poor to gain even much more popularity... How about that?
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TiQi Bo
PS : Thanks for the virtual chat, Naga. Remember, you're old, mate... huahahahahahaha... Ndang nyambut gawe, ndang nglumpukke duit, ben iso nraktir aku... hyahyahyaaa...
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