List of songs that I am listening right now

1. Praan - Garry Schyman
Ga tau kenapa, tapi kalo temen denger lagu ini, pasti mreka ngerti ni lagu gw banget... ga ngerti liriknya, lagunya susah, tapi enak didenger... hyahahaha... Lagu autis...

2. Inní Mér Syngur Vitleysingur - Sigur Ros
Hehe, another idon'tknowthelanguagebutilikeitsomuch... pertama denger di iPodnya Anindito Bayu Sampurno *hyahahaah, inget dong gw... nama temen sebelah gw... I'm not that bad at memory kaaan? walopun sebenernya ga penting...* setelah gw tau artinya, gw makin suka... Inside me, a lunatic sings... yeah, rite... really my song...

3. The last beautiful girl - Matchbox twenty
Lagu patah hati yang songong... hueheheh... It won't be the first heart that I break, and I won't be the last beautiful girl... *lirik diganti dengan tidak senonoh dan sewenang2...*

4. Save Yourself - James Morrison
Hehe, kebawa mellow2... sigh... gapapa, reminds me that there'll be good times and there'll be bad times... ah, sentimentil agogo skalih...

5. In the jungle - Happy hippo
ada videonya,, kekekekeke... kocaaaaaaaakkkk... kalo gw yang jadi pemerannya, gw pasti jadi anjingnya... yang annoying, hwahahaha... yes, I am annoying...

6. I love egg! - *lagunya Nadim, gw ga tau yang nyanyi apa... betul, bukan siapa, tapi apa...*
I love egg! Ayo ikut bulik, Nadim... nyanyi lagu ini, Nadim... ayoooo... ah, Ahong... malah lebih tertarik sama letpotnya... Ahong, klomot2 siniiiii, klomotklomooootttt...

7. Selfish Jean - Travis
If you can't see me happy, we'll just look the other way... not that hard kan ya? you don't like I'm being online all the time? fine, i'll appear offline... you don't like I updated my status on the facebook? fine, you can just delete me from your friends list... Not that hard, mate... There are around 250 millions of people just around Indonesia, we could just turn around and see different faces...

8. How to be dead - Snow Patrol
Lagu hasil hibah iCong eh, mas Dhanar... pas di Bandung... hehe, a year has past ya, Cong? eh, Mas? I like the part he did lipsync with funny styles, hyahahaha... *yes, I remembered... I remembered stupid things, mate* ya ampun, dya sodara sepupu gw? T.T

9. You only live once - The strokes
Lagu pembuka pas nyalain kompienya SyuMe... ah, apakah kompie lu masih berbunyi sama, SyuMe? kapan kita curhat2an sambil masang antena belalang lagi, MedZ? kangen ngrasani dosen, trus besoknya kena karma gara2 omongan itu, hyahahahaha... Salam buat bahtera lu,,,

10. Hit the road jack - Ray Charles
Hmm, ga tau juga, kenapa suka lagu ini... I guess it's just because the rythm... seruuu! Hit the road jack, don't you coming back no more no more no more no moooooorrrreeeee....

Ah, udah ah... 10 dulu... wew, kali ini ga ada lagunya Anggun! right since I moved in Jakarta, I lost my appetite of listening to Anggun frequently... since the other 'Anggun' love to sing and she doesn't sound really great, gave me trauma... >.<

Ah, I also like some street singers all around Jakarta:

1. In 72, to my boarding house... 'gema azan subuh, aku masih tertidur... gema azan lohor sibuk aku bekerja... gema azan asar masih sibuk bekerja... gema azan magrib aku di perjalanan... gema azan isya lelah tubuhku Tuhan...' *hyak, mak jlebb...jlebbbb...*
2. In 66, to my office... an old man played his harmonica... the songs were balonku, naik2 ke puncak gunung, naik kereta api... aaahhhh,,, rasanya naik bus mau piknik! lagi! lagi! lagiiii! ah, kantor gw kelewaaaaatttt... setooooooopppppppp... hooooooopppppp....
3. In every kind of bus I took, everywhere I went... 'satu jam sajaaaa... ku telah bisaaaa... sayangi kamu (kamu, kamu)...' aaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggghhhhhhhh,,, this ST12 is happening is it? uhuhuhuhu... sampe apal niiiiiiiy!!!
Well, I still enjoyed being anonymous in the streets of Jakarta... my privilege... ahahahah...

anyway, ada yang tau lagunya Cindy - Aku sahabatmu,,,,? *lupa gw, judul pastinya?* Seperti biasa, gw pengen nyanyi, tapi ga tau nada... dan nyesek banget... sebel gw kalo gini... yang jelas, blakangnya ada..'aku yang dengan tulus, mencintaimu'... itu doang yang gw tau nadanya... uhuhuhu... nyesek banget niiiiy,,,, udah seminggu lebiiiiihhh... jangan sampe kejadian kayak the strokes yang kudu nunggu setengah taun, baru dikasih tau medZ... uhuhuhuhu... *thx to Pip, udah mendengarkan lagunya,, akhirnyaaaa..*


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TiQi Bo
hey you! the guy whose room is next to mine! when you came back from Bali, bring me something, mate! Bule2 ganteng... bukan... bukan bule mantan bos gw... arrrgggghhh,,, bukan bule buat eluuuu, buat gueeeeee!!!! lumyang buat bersih2 kosan, kan? hwehehehehe...

Almost famous!

I texted Naga this morning, since it's his birthday. Remember, mate... YOu're 31,,, you're, hmm... what's the word? OLD! Hauhauhau... Good luck on your journey of life, mate...
He reminded me to gave out zakat from my salary. I reminded him that I still don't have the clue when will I receive my salary. *Ya owloh,,, bantulah hambaMu ini yaaaa Owlooooohhhh... *baru inget Tuhan kalo kek gini, sigh...**
Anyway, he also suggested to avoid giving away my zakat to one of party which have 'badan zakat'. Me, being blind and clueless as usual don't have any idea why should I avoid that. He said that the party will use my zakat and gave them away to people who needed it behalf of their party's name. To gain popularity he said...
Wow, gining popularity is that simple? Waaaaaw, I should gave away the zakat myself... Behalf on MY OWN NAME! I would become popular, and I might pass the bloody electoral treshold... Waaaaaaaaaawwwwww,,,, I might end up being a politician, mates! How about that? I might end up being your president! And this country of yours will soon be named 'QiBo' republic? How about that?
I mean, be serious... you want to do politics or you want to do charity? Or you want to spread your religion? What is your purpose anyway? I'm talking about politicians and parties here. I never get it, those political stuffs. Get real, 38 parties? Hmm, all I remember is the three parties way back from the old skool times, hwehehehe... *mo disebut namanya nih? pokonya, dulu mah warnanya ijo, kuning, ma merah ajah, kekeke*
Now suddenly everybody owns a party. Hwaaaaaa? And all the ulama became politicians as well. By the sake of human being, how should you trust an ulama who have become party leader, anyway? Imagine you were in the middle of solat idul fitri and the khotib *hyak, bahasa gw ancur minah gini, so be it...* were preaching... 'Jadi sodara2, di hari yang fitri ini... *ujug2 ada bekson 'GERINDRANG', kek di iklan2 itu...*' how would you feel? Funny isn't it?
The texting came to a next level of being 'golput'. I don't get it? Why is it verbotten anyway? Waaaaaaai? Everyone have to choose? And those ulama had the right to judge one who did not choose as sinner? Not choosing is A SIN? Haaah,,, dear God, forgive our mortal stupid and ngelunjak bodies...
And then they said that smoking is also forbidden,,,, and there are some circumstances for that... What in the world? OK, suddenly ulama sounds like the writings on every pack of cigarettes *tau ga si lu? yang merokok dapat merusak apa2 itu...* We all know that cigarettes are bad for your health, but it's a private decission to smoke or not. The same as having the right of being vegetarian.
Naga said, in the end it's all about popularity... Hmm, Maybe I should become ulama, politician, and an active smoker at a time to gain popularity? Anybody care to join? Then we could start our own party and start giving away zakat to the poor to gain even much more popularity... How about that?



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TiQi Bo

PS : Thanks for the virtual chat, Naga. Remember, you're old, mate... huahahahahahaha... Ndang nyambut gawe, ndang nglumpukke duit, ben iso nraktir aku... hyahyahyaaa...

Kontroversi halal haram...

Makan, hanya sebuah aktivitas mengunyah2, kmudian ditelan... sbenernya, bwat gw, aktivitas ntu tadi dilakukan dengan reflek, bukan dengan mikir...^^

Slama ini gw makan2 aja, kaga pake nengok2 gimana cara masak, bahan2nya paan, ato bli bahannya gimana... bwat gw, yang udah tersaji di depan gw, as long as I don't have any problem of visual and smell, then it's fine for me...

Baru tadi siang, gw dihenyakkan dengan fakta kalo temen2 gw seenggaknya ngecek sertifikat halal ada ato nggak di franchise2 yang global... sesuatu yang menurut gw g perlu dilakukan...

Gw terlalu naif, ato gamaw taw ya? Heheh... dudududu... gak denger ah, gak denger... Kalo gataw, kan ga haram, iya kan Bo? Huhuhuh...

Kalut niy,,

Lagi kalut niy,,,
Hahh,,, kalut?!
Gw yang gak punya organ dalam selain alat pencernaan ini bisa kalut? bukan kalut kali,,, laper,,, huahahaha,,,,

Gw sering melakukan kegiatan iseng2 berhadiah di waktu luang gw,,,Pada suatu hari, kegiatan gw ini berbalas,,, Sayangnya, setelah gw cek, hadiahnya ini gak bonafit banget,,, cuman sepeda rongsokan yang masiy terbungkus kertas koran yang gw gak tau masiy bisa jalan ato enggak,,,Gw bahkan gtaw isinya beneran speda ato enggak, gw percaya aja sama isi pemberitahuan bahwa gw menang itu,,,Jangan2 niy speda, biaya perbaikannya lebih berat daripada besaran hadiah itu sendiri,,,Jangan2 yang dibuntel kertas koran ntu anak kucing yang dibentuk speda (Pemikiran superduper aneh dan sadistik,,,)Pertanyaannya adalah: Apakah gw mesti ngambil ni speda,,, dengan rsiko, setelah gw ngebayar pajak hadiah sebesar 25%, blom tentu ni speda bakal gw pake, atau isinya anak kucing kek yang gw sebutin di atas atau gw malah disuruh ngedekem di penjara gara2 ikut program iseng2 berhadiah masuk penjara? Pan kaga lucu banget,,,Atau kertas koran tadi cuma packagingnya aja yang jelek? Ternyata walo rongsokan, speda tadi edisi kolektor yang harganya selangit (-langit rumah anjing SK3?),,,

Ah, kalut, kalut, kalut,,, gw mesti ambil ni hadiah enggak ya? bingung banget niy,,,
BTW, ada permainan kata2 yang menurut gw aneh,,, permainan kata2 ini dateng dari Mario Andreti, temen gw, yang tampangnya kagada italia2nya sama skali,,, nama is nama, tampang urusan lain,,,
Coba sebutkan dengan cepet: Hunting Bunting Kejepit Gunting,,, katanya kalo keseleo, bisa menghasilkan kata2 tidak senonoh,,, gw masiy bener2 g ngerti yang dia maksud, hari ni gw penuh kebingungan,,,anyway, alih2 menyebutnya dalam lafal endonesya yang baek dan bener, gw menyebutnya dengan lafal enggres,,, jadi kedengeran kek hantin' bannin' kejepit gunnin',,, darn,,, ngapain lo pada ngetawain gw?
heh, Jo? Magda? Heni? Tom? Teman2 macam apa kalian,,,? Juwahuwaaaddd,,,, gw kan g ngerti,,,
I'm really clueless when it comes to this adulthood kind of things,,,
sial,,, gw dibodo2in, ditipu2,,,
sialll,,,

Gosip, ebribodi!!!

Gossyieeeppp,,,,
Gosssssyyyyiiiiieeeeppp,,,
Abis maap2an, bikin gosssyyyiiieeeppp,,,


Terima kasih atas waktu yang diluangkan teman2ku untuk kembali bergosip bersama TiQiBo,,,xixixi,,, isi gosipnya nggak penting siy, tur aku yo wis lali, gosipnya isi apaan,,,
Pada saat bergosip tadi, tercetus,,, "Mungkin gwe pubernya telat kali ya, Hen?" kata TiQiBo,,, "Ah nggak mungkin,,, masa' badan segede lo telat puber,,,?" kata teman bergosipku,,, "Bigstu!!! maksud gw bukan secara fisik!!! Pikiran gwe yang masih kekanak2an, ogeb!!!"kata TiQiBo,,, "Hahah, lucu juga kali ya, Tik,,, pada saat gwe udah mule punya anak, lo baru mule centil2 gitu,,, eh gwe cocok g pake baju ndol2 sama celana lurik2?" kata temen gosip gw,,, Xixixixi,,, iye juga kali ya? Lucu banget,,,
Abis, secara nggak sengaja, ada seseorang yang cuman ketemu pas lebaran ngomong gini,,, lo SMA klas brapa si? Hohhh? SMA? Ndek aku jik enom kae, jenengen SMUe, nDuk,,, trus dia mule sadar, begitu kakak2 spupu gw ngomongin soal kulyah2 ma gw,,, Lho, Tik,,, kamu baru masuk kulyah ya? Hohhh??? Owh nowh,,, am I that young, or do I look that smart? Ketahuilah wahai seseorang yang ketemu cuma pas lebaran,,, doakeun, tahun depan aku akan meninggalkan yujiem dengan membawa kelulusan gw, amiiiinnnnn!!! Meaning? Udah smester tujuh niy,,, TUJUH dengan huruf kapital!!! owh nowh,,, remind me, gw ma dia beda brapa taun? 4 taun,,,
Meaning? kok bisa, dia masiy klas 1 SMA sementara gw kelas 7 SMA? holymolyguacamole!!!I've lost all my youth,,, bring back my youth,,,!!! Seharusnya gw masiy bersenang2 bikin rumah monyet bwat tugas SK3,,, tidaaaaaaaakkkkkkkkk!!!!!!!!!!
Mungkin karena itu, perkembangan pikiran gw terhambat, iye, terhambat sodare2,,, Bisa jadi, pas temen2 gw ude mule mikirin maw naik pelaminan (Bahasa apaan niy?), gw baru mule nge-date cowok,,, owh nowh,,, terbelakang skali,,, masi musim Inpres Desa Tertinggal nggak siy?
Yasuw lah,,, kata temen YaMe gw, kalo cewekku minta putus, ya putusin aja,,, Berarti dia bukan jodohku,,, jodoh yang nentuin Tuhan kok,,,
Owhnowh,,,,,

Our biggest fear is not that we are'nt adequate, our biggest fear is that we're capable beyond measurements
It's not our dark but our light that most fright us,,,
"Timo Cruz, Coach Carter"