You just can't win it all...

person: Madura itu di mana yah?
Bo: Jawa Timur... nyeberang...
Person: Pulau?
Bo: Yup. Emang lu pikir apa?
Person: Kecamatan.

Person: Cepu itu di mana?
Bo: Di Jawa Tengah, eh, ato Jawa Timur ya?
Person: oh,,
Bo: KABUPATEN CEPU
Person: Bisa jalan darat ya?
Bo: Bisa, emang kenapa?
Person: Gw pikir nama pulau...

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and this woman, is a smart woman, mates... she just happen to be not interested at geography, that's all.

Presentation slide is on
Person: Temen2, di kompleks perumahan ini, bakal ada pohon... emh... emh... MANGGA!
...and the presentation slide was showing pohon PEPAYA...

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and that guy, is a smart man, mates... he just happen to be not interested at kinds of trees

Bo: Hyahaha, itang manggustang
Person: Manggustang itu apa?
Bo: Lu, pernah tinggal di ambon, kan? And, you studied biochemistry?
OK, itang = hiam, manggustang = mngoosteen = manggis!

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Oh, this girl? she's just ignorrant, hehe...

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TiQi
Mate, if you see life in my perspective, you might go insane. Not that I am saying I'm sane, hehe...