the story of my life

Here I am! :D

Been away for almost a week. Literally stranded in many ways. I even loose some weight! (yeah well, the latter was you know... you should go check the truth for yourself :p)

I like traveling and enjoy the art of getting lost. It's just that, now, I realized, I worship the life I had. I could bitch all day about the traffic, and then God said: enjoy the show, girl! And God just took all the streets and the proper vehicle. Mate, that is something not to look forward to on any trip!

Let me tell you a story of the traveling pants. I took off from Cengkareng at 01.30 AM (yes, AM! grrr...) on Monday and arrived at Domine Eduardo Osok airport at 09.00 AM local time. Woohoo! The DEO airport is more like... how to describe it... a barn. I wouldn't be surprised if the plane could not land because there are boar in the runway. Or, the pilot might just say "Let's just hit the boar, and held a feast!". Mehh.

That's not it. Who says Papua is bloody hot?! Hng... when I landed at DEO it was raining. The locals said they haven't seen sunlight for two days. A good sign? Might be, if I was planning to stay in bed for the next 4 days. NOT.

The thing is, I have to catch a boat at the local dock to go to the place I have to be. Every single day, there are 2 boats, the slow boat and speed boat to head off to the island. At exactly 2 PM local time, the boat would leave the boat. So, bye-bye to all of you on late arrival. You could all come back tomorrow. :p

I took the speed one, and spend around 2 hours at the sea. The locals said, it's the southern wind season, so the tide's high and it's cloudy all day. Great...

I arrived at Waisai port around 4 PM local time. so, it's around 15 hours of trip just to be in Waisai! At the time, I can't even feel my legs. Fortunately, I got a great motel to stay. So I spend the rest of the day sleeping. :D

I spend 3 days on the island, exploring it. Kabupaten Raja Ampat is... 8 years old. The main street was around 10 KM, and that was it :|. The road were soils and gravels covered in creeper plants. Tried to ask the driver, were there any wild life in the bushes. The driver replied: snakes. Okay, windows up! Fasten seatbelt! I did saw an eagle flew on one of my trip.

I'll tell you about the trips on the island on another post (if I ever remember). Again, to come back to Jakarta I have to spend around 15 more hours. My butt... ouch.

The thing is, my life is an entire chaos. After I landed in Jekarrrrdaaaahhhh... I have to head to Bandung immediately. Not that I complain, but I really do miss my bed. But then, my cousin's wedding was a pay off. He finally got married! :D The cousin who picked me up in the beginning of my Bandung part of life!

So here I am, awake after spending like 4 hours of straight sleep. *yawn*

And tomorrow's monday. Another office hour! yay! *taking pillow to the office tomorrow*

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TiQi Bo

Happy happy happy! *i guess*

Okay, i admit; i am just being one lazy ass to write in this blog. Not much going on in my life to be told as well, well at least not the ones i wanted to share with the whole universe.
Office is doing just fine. New boss(es) around, so there's some minor change applied in the daily routines. I stopped taking morning shower because of it.. Errr, okay okay, that's not the reason i didn't bathe in the morning.. It's because i am concerned of the water crisis occuring.. *fail excuse* Anywaaaay.. Office is just office. A place where at times i have to pay attention in people talking about bathimetri or land use or hidrogeography or any new terms that i don't have the slightest clue that they existed in this entire universe! (okay, overrated).
Have I state in this blog? Andun, a cousin of mine finally got married. A fine wedding, which hopefully would last until death do they be apart :). She's a member of the three stooges (as I quote kak Kiki) which only had three members: andun, dhanar, me. She was the oldest *ahem* amongst the three of us, so I just let her go with a short notice. I mean, man... It only took her like less than half a year to finally decide to marry this guy. I was kinda surprised (as in "so glad to hear that!" not in a way of "did you get knock up?!" sort of way). So here I am, being the two stooges alongside dhanar. Aaaaaand the story hasn't end yet my friends... A month after andun's wedding, dhanar announced that he's proposing his girlfriend (bumi, telanlah aku moment for me). Well, to be true, i was happy yet nervous. Me, being the only stooge left. Personaly? I do not mind. But if you knew my mum really well, it's getting on her nerves.
Ah, why can't there be peace among the both of us? My mum and me, I mean. I will not blame her for every decision I make, but she has this great influence on the decisions I make. This is one thing I would like to avoid when I became a mum someday. Don't get me wrong, I live my mum and I respect her much, but sometimes I wanted her just to sit down and seal her lips. To hell are with what everybody say. So what if other people got married? So what if I spent my money on gadgets instead of make-ups? So what?
I'm fed up. I got caught in my emotions. My highschool emotion, to be precise. Too much pressure from someone would just make me want to runaway even further.
Why didn't I just take the easy way, got married, moved in to Solo, have kids, and turn into someone that my mum want? I know the answer, that's not who I am. I wish my mum would know how much I've tried to be someone that she wanted me to be, although I'm fooling myself. I wish I could be someone my mum is proud of, without altering myself into someone else.


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TiQi Bo

life.period.

I flew back to my parents hometown this weekend. The weekend that me and mas Dhanar has planned for so long to make it a date with mbak Anggun. After planning for so long, it was decided, that I'll have a date with mas Dhanar on Saturday and mbak Anggun would join us on Sunday.
There are a lot of things way beyond human measurements. And last week, I don't even know how God works. Because me, Icong, and Andun finally had our date. The date wasn't what we even expect in our wildest dreams, but it did happen.
I was gathering my scattered souls in saturday morning, when mbak Anggun gave me a call. The call was only 'Dek, nyokap gue jatoh...' and she was crying when she called me. I said that I'll be there ASAP. I had my silent moment and called mas Dhanar. Off we went to mbak Anggun's place.
As we stroll in, mbak Anggun's mum was already gone.
I don't like death. Not for the fact that it is certain for every one, I just don't like the fact that no one could tell how was it like. One thing I know, human being could cheat for almost everything, but they could never cheat death.

Budhe Wiek, saya memanggilnya.
Anak ketiga dari kakek dan nenek saya.
Saudara ibu saya yang paling santai sedunia.
Budhe saya yang mengajak saya ke Ragunan, pertama kalinya dalam hidup saya.

Kata Ibu saya, si Budhe banyak akal.
Tak mau dia meminum obat2annya, yang kemudian diminumkan kepada Ibu saya
Diberi hanya punggung oleh nenek saya, karena selalu ada yang lebih kecil yang meminta pelukan

Budhe saya, yang tak pernah alpa membawa burung belibis ketika berkunjung ke Solo
Yang pada lebaran tahun ini berlari mengejar foto keluarga besar
'Saya harus ikut berfoto', katanya

Saya pikir, si Budhe akan selamanya ada.
Akan selalu menggerutu ketika anaknya saya culik untuk balik tengah malam
Akan selalu meminta dielus2 kakinya
Akan selalu menawari saya untuk sarapan ketika saya berkunjung
Akan selalu berusaha melarang saya memakan mie instan
Akan selalu protes ketika saya membawa minuman berwarna

Saya angkuh.
Karena tepat hari ini, 17 April 2010, dicukupkanlah waktunya di dunia.
Berhentilah semua kegiatannya di sekitar saya.
Kembali pada rengkuhan bumi.

Saya tak sempat mengucap maaf. Atas semua ucap dan pikir saya.
Saya tak sempat berpamitan.

Budhe, you really do look beutiful and peaceful yesterday.
I'll let you go for heaven's door is waiting.

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Tikki Mahayanti
RIP: Sartanti (1952 - 17 April 2010)

The moroners

The picture above shows my Moroners friends. There is suppose to be 5 of us (minus Kur2, the guy wearing black (skin) t-shirt). Me, Tommy (guy in white tees), Magda (girl in white tees), Heni, and Marjo. We all went to Architecture, yet after we graduated, only Marjo and Heni stayed on the track. Me, well let's not talk about my job :p. Tommy is a graphic designer and Magda is a (fancy and chic) Visual Merchandiser (that's what she claimed herself to be =D).

Marjo is in Yogya, now married. Heni is in Bali, and she said she's going to resign by the end of this year and return back to Bogor to do my dream job (Ongkang-ongkang kaki, tapi duit ngalir terus... yeah... :)). Tommy's somewhere in Jakarta, being a kutuloncat, move from one compny to another (get out from Jakarta, Michie! there's a lot of challenge out there!). Magda's moving from mall to mall in Jakarta also, meeting celebrities and stuffs :D.

I remembered our states back when we were in college. We weren't the coolest gang in Architecture. me, tommy, heni, and marjo would go to campus by motorbike, and magda would be on her vantrend (well, we were so proud of Fenti, dut! :)).

Look what we have become now. At least we're on our track, pursuing our dreams. At least we achieve something. At least we don't have to ask to other person to fulfil our daily needs and wants. At least we could all survive.

I miss them. I miss when we're all in the same roon, cutting up papers or glue-ing boards. making sketches and colorplans. when making appointment with those guys were as simple as showing up by their boarding house' doors.

Well, there's always price for everything right? But I can always count on them for sure.

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TiQi Bo

Who would've thought

These pictures were taken before they decided to take their vows. It was just about a year ago. They were just two of my (few remembered) friends I got in high school. And the three of us were just hanging out at a restaurant, checking on our daily lifes.
And last weekend, 5 December 2009, they held their wedding. I was so excited about being in their wedding, I forgot how flat my ass was, siting in my seat for 10 hours just to go to Solo and spent another 10 hours to get back to Jakarta. I couldn't help myself of stretching a smile on my face every single time I memorized something about them. I love you both! >:D<
They were my classmates in my first grade of high school. As a nerd and a transfer student (well, actually not a transfer student, but yeah... I'm an alien there :p), I don't know a lot of people. The girl was someone I hang out once a while, and the guy was someone I tease in class.
The girl told me about how her love life was, and how her family has always said no to every boyfriend she introduced. All the tears she cried every time she broke up. And how I forgot her boyfriend's name... (forgive me, Mip!) I guess, she just haven't 'met' the guy yet.
I remembered, the last time we hang out before they decide to become a couple, the guy said that marriage haven't crossed his mind yet. He was too young. He was still pursuing for his career. He haven't 'met' the girl yet.
And last weekend, they were sitting in front of me, holding on to each other, as husband and wife. I hope the look in their eyes when they saw each other that day, lasts forever.

*hughug*
*still smiling ear-to-ear*

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TiQi Bo
owh, and Mummy... they are BOTH my friend... I've tried to explain this to you since three moths ago... ow well..
ah, one thingy about their wedding souvenir... They gave us knife... am not sure what was it suppose to mean, but my Mum and Pap consider the souvenir as useful... Well, if you guys asked me, I thought after the wedding party, there were suppose to be a massacre... until the last drop of blood! but well, it was just me... :p

for better or for worse

I wanted to write down on my blog about what happens in this past few weeks...
I know, I haven't update 'anything' in here... but, there's much going on. I just haven't figure out the way to write them down to my blog.
So, here's a quick review about what's been happening around me...

My family,,, well, they're still my family... I still have a cool yet hilarious Pap, a humble fullofwisdom Mum, and a lovable King. I *heart* them so much. Lately, I have friends texting me about my father's job. Well, actually, they met my Pap in their workplace. They said good things about him, which I am proud of. My Mum brought me back to earth, reminding me that I have to save up what I have for my future. So, instead of buying me a DSLR for my birthday *oh, yeah... I asked i-Phone, DSLR, and macbook air for my birthday... which they COMPLETELY ignore, hyahahaahahah*, they gave me option of buying a house. I eventually bought a piece of land in front of a cemetery next month. And I'll be paying my debt to my parents in another millenium, hyahahaha... I love the land, by the way... It's paddy field. And it's just a step away from my ancestor's tomb... *plak!*. Anyway, wish me luck, on returning my debts... *which I will do in another millenium, as I told you, hehe... yosh!*. King, darling... GRADUATE soon, please... I can't stand Mum's buzz on my weekends just to tell me to remind you to graduate SOON *geez, so many 'to' words there...*

My job,,, it's.. uhm.. well... uhm... I'm still learning what I'm doing here. OK, I admit... what I did here... I doesn't seem much to you guys, out there, I know. And I have to make it clear for you that, no... I know NOTHING about roads and bridges and dams and any other facilities. That's not my field, OK? Are we clear? So, if you guys want to bit*h around of how ugly the roads in Indonesia are, or how poor the facilities we had, or how bad the condition of the water reservoir,,, well... STOP BIT*HING! DO SOMETHING! *gemes deeeeeeh, sama orang2 yang suka ngeluh tapi ga ngapa2in jugaaaa*. Anyway, my job is about SPATIAL PLANNING... so, feel free to bit*h about spatial planning to me... *which I will completely ignore...*

My social life,,, it's been fun living in Jakarta... although, I think my life expectancy is cut into a half for all the dust I suck every single day. But, well.. we'll eventually die, right? I hang out with Mich, Dut, and Kur every Friday night,, which I always look forward to. Hanging out with three chinese human *look, I don't mean to be racist... I love every kind of race,, for me... I don't know my own race... so,,, I think having a race is so blessed*, has altered me into being partly chinese, hyahahaha... The four of us found a comfy hang out place just 10 mins walk from my boarding house, where we could stay and talk until dawn... and the fun part is... we don't even need alcohol or ciggarettes to get us drunk and high... *hughug all of you!*

that's about it... fiuh... quite a long entry, huh? to make it complete,,, here's some stupid conversation to sum up...

Pap: mbak, kamu liatin ya *sambil ngasih hapebergpsyangtidakbolehditukardengansammygw*
Bo: Liat apa, Pap?
Pap: Itu... kita di titik ini kan... coba kalo papa mundurin mobil, gerak nggak?
Bo: Hng? lah... skalanya kan imut banget, Pap...
Pap: Liatin lhooo...
Bo: Baiklah, ayahanda...
*5 minutes driving*
Bo: Yay! Pap! It's moving! It's moving!
Pap: Waaah, GPSnya berfungsiiii...
*nepok jidaaaat!*

Mum: Adekmu aja kerjaannya pacaran terus. Pacarmu mana?
Bo: Hng? *keselek piring...*
Mum: Iya... King tuh, kalo di Solo kerjaannya pacaran terus, kalo enggak ya, tidur...
Bo: Oh.. ya, nanti kalo aku punya pacar, aku juga bakal gitu kayaknya, Mum... *nyengir*
Mum: Yo ra po2... wis wancine...
Bo: Mum.. I'm still in my early 20's... and you got married when you're what? 26?
Mum: Iyooo,,, kamu dijodohin aja ya, mbak?
Bo: ...

Mich: lapar!
Bo: hmm.. pesen gih!
Mich: Lapar! *wogh, mulai nih... Mich.. kalo lu laper... you can't digest anything... so, please,,, order something!*
Bo: Pesen sanaaaaa!!!
Mich: Huh... lapar! *uhuhuhu...*


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TiQi Bo
the reason I prefer buying a paddy field? hmm... it's an angelic reason coming out from this devilish mind... so... just be it... *smirk*

Helloooooooo, Gorgeus...!!!

Ahahaha, judul yang mengerikan, yaw? Ah, sudahlah... Gak segitunya siy, sebenernya. It's just my mum, it seems that she's getting more desperate seeing me being single and available every single time. She's also worried that someday she won't be able to set the boundaries for me, and made me stay in someplace where she can reach me.
I don't blame her at all. Mengingat anak perempuan satu2nya ini lebih sering berada di luar rumah, dan hanya berada di dalam (dan sekitar) rumah pada waktu2 tertentu, hehe. (By the time I write this thing, I saw Sano's ear on my table! Ahh, I've been seeking for that ears in these 2 years... dengan ditemukannya kuping Sano, Sano akan menjadi boneka Anjing yang utuh, seperti sedia kala... dengan catetan, gw ga lupa bawa tu kuping ke Bali (yes, sadly but true I still sleep accompanied by Momon and Sano, two animal figures, OK DOLLS, of mine...) dan ga males ngejaitnya lagi ke kepala Sano... =p). Ok, kembali ke nyokap gw dan segala kekhawatiran dalam diri nyokap gw.
First of all Mum, I'm only 22 for God's sake. It'll take me another zillion years before I even think to settle down. and note this too, Mum... I'm in Bali, where I could flew for instance if you needed me to be right beside you. I'm moron but I'm not that stupid to be miles away without knowing that I couldn't reach your home as fast as I can.
Problems settled then. Hmm, not quite... How could I explain to my Mum that having no boyfriend isn't a crime? Hmm, I really have no idea, haha. My Mum talked about this as if this is a serious disease I suffer... argh... Now all the members of my big family knew that my biggest issue is having a boyfriend just to fulfill my Mum's will. (Pssst, NO I'm not going to do so just for my Mum, I'm happy with who I am now...)
My Mum's another busy body is to introduce me to as many as relatives that I don't even know that I have one! For me, it's hard enough to barely recognize my cousins from both side of my parents, haha. Oh my God, Nyama, how fast you grew! It seemed like it was just yesterday when your dad asked me to accompany you having pooh2, and next year you're enrolling junior high already? Man, how time flew, yah... Like today, Mum woke me up at EIGHT o'clock in the morning,,, *mum, I'm a daysleeper, haven't you realized, ahahahaha...* just to tell me that I should get a shower fast and dress properly because a relative of ours is coming.
Dress properly? When my Mum said that, it means that I can't wear shorts and tees as I always wear, or I can't show up in pajamas and looking like I haven't got shower in three weeks, haha. It means that I relly have to brush my hair and look civilized, ahahah. Now, that's a though job, you know. For a girl like me, who work in a bizzare office but really home like environment, going to the office doesn't mean that I have to wear shirt and blazers and skirt and shoes that sounded tictoctictoc everytime I walk... Going to the office means, I have to brush my teeth, find the keys of my Vario (yes... I'm Vario... what about you? *twink2*), grab my polo shirt or tees, wear my jeans, step into my sneakers, and just head to the office. Don't you just envy me? I know, ahahhaha... Or... if I really have to work on holidays, I can show up in shorts, slippers, and look like I just woke up in my way to the office, ahahaha... things just don't change since college time, mate. Dress properly means that my Mum have to agree on something I am wearing. After all these years of rebel, I am still Mummy's little daughter, haha.
And so came the relative that I don't know from which side of my parents the came. Call me ignorant but do I REALLY have to know EVERYBODY who is connected to my blood? I don't think so ya, Mum... Mind about the relative who is visiting my fam,,, let's take a look on the boy eh, man escorting her. I envy this guy, I really do. Argggghhh,,, he has a really tempting job. He travels to countries for his office (not to mention, his office is Schlum... yes, the office which created this heartache in me, because they are not accepting architecture graduate... once they post a job vacancy in my faculty, and it was noted there, open for all faculty of engineering graduate, except ARCHITECTURE! Apa salah kami pada Schlum... ituuuuu? apaaaaa?!!!). Oh, his job is really gorgeus... I would trade my job to be in his job... huhuhuhu... Abaaaaaaaang, tukarlah pekerjaanmu itu dengan menjadi arsitek, aku rela Bang... aku relaaaaa.... Ehm,,, Ok, stop that sinetron moment... hahahah... but for real, for me he has a dream job... visiting country to country, I know it's a business trip, but come on! in the middle of business trip, we could always sneak up for some pleasure activities, rite?
So be it, I just stare at the guy (which I have forgotten his name by now, but I didn't forgot his company, ahahah) and made him felt 'Gee, I really have this awkward relative?'. Be it... Let's just make a trade... Call me, and I'll make a good deal of trading jobs... ahahaha, I'll teach you how to use cad and stuffs,,,
And he's only 24... Darn,,, I really envy him...
So, the gorgeus thing about my relative is his job,,, argh... let's go travelling, shall we?


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TiQi Bo

Preparing to hibernate

Posting ini, ditujukan buat diri gw sendiri.
Mungkin isinya bakal acakadut, jadi maaf2 kalo abis lu baca ni posting, ujug2 ga pengen ngapa2in, kehilangan semangat hidup, mwahahaha...

1. I'm preparing to hibernate. In the next few weeks, my life will go in a chaotic condition. *hanya terawangan gw aja, siy... but... who knows kan?*. I will *again* travel to a new place. I'm not sure about the place yet, but I'll update as soon as I feel comfortable there. Hopefully soon.

2. I'm going to let go of a lot of things in my comfort zone, and I hope *crossing fingers*, that I'm not making any mistakes. *if I did some mistakes anyway, well human have flaws*. I felt anxious in these past few weeks.

3. Finally, my mom said it, she wanted me to be there around her. It's been haunting me since a year ago, since I was preparing to head off out from my campus. She will provide anything that I want, she will take extra care of me, I'm sure... *tiba2 gw bilang, Mum... brarti aku bakal disuru ngosek kamar mandi tiap minggu, disuruh ngepel, disuruh ngeberesin rumah, mijitin Mum? mum: ..., tiba2 pandangan gw gelap...*. I dunno, Mum... Solo is your home, not mine. It's a house for me, not a home. Believe me, I wanted to call that my home too, but I will look like a stupid useless bastard if I do so, hehe. I am still on quest to seek for my home, Mum..

4. My loud relatives finally asked me, who's the (un)lucky guy? And as usual I answered, none... *belom ada yang khilaf, mwahahahah*. Not in a billion2 years if you gals are trying to make me speak up... sorry to say...

5. I attended mas Yan's wedding. Congratulations, mas! Inspite of my laparpermanen disease which occured in the wedding ceremony *membuat gw bertanya2, mana makanannyaaaaaaaa manaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa?*. That wedding made me also think that IF I GET MARRIED someday, it will be no need to invite my friends,,, cos my relatives? they got it all... duh Gusti... tiba2 gw pening... *tapi jangan khawatir, gada rencana mo merit dalam waktu dekat, masi menunggu giliran dari kaka2 spupu gw... ahahahahaha, masi lamaaaaaaaaaa, lamaaaaaaaaaaaa.... m'ochie, kak anggun, kak lupi, mawar... masih lamaaaaaaaaa..... jejingkrakan...*

6. Someone sent me a song, Janji Suci - Yovie and The NUno... *pernahkah kalian mendengar lagu ituh?* tips for you guys, if you're trying to propose someone *your fiancee, for example...*, use this song... tapi inget, janjian dulu ma tunangan lu, kalo dya bakal nrima lamaran lu... kalo nggak... tiwas... nyanyi mpe suara serak2, ditolak pulak.. mesakke,,, dan pastikan tunangan lu kaga tiba2 smaput kek gw seabis denger tu lagu... tiba2 gw merinding abis denger tu lagu... lebih ke merinding karena ngeri... hahahahahaah... maafkan gw buat yang ngirim tu lagu... abis, gimana dung... itu refleks, bwooookkk....*OK, let's admit it, gw rada ngeri (rada? banyak kaliiiiii mendengar kata merit dan sejenisnya... I haven't seen the world, for God's sake... let me be...*

7. Someone also give me an update about himself... Frankly, I don't care... *ketawabengis* He said that he has become the finalist of Abnon Jakarta *ergh, gw lupa Jakarta mana... maafkan gw*. Here you go, you made it into my blog... happy now? mwahahahaha... Gag lah... smangat2! smoga berhasil! jangan lupa, lu ngutang gw traktiran makan ultah lu kmaren, traktiran nonton *karena lu keselip lidah, eheheheh*, dan mbuh traktiran apa lagih, kalo lu menang Abnon... rasakan lu! Rasakan!

8. Gw udah ga mewek2 lagi, temans... tenanglah... I'm being indifferent towards SeLai now... hahah... *ketawa jahat lagih*. He's a friend of mine, and I'm planning to keep it that way...

9. I'll dedicate this number to Oom Mufti *yang sukses menyebarkan blog gw di kalangan kerabat gw...T.T. hancur sudah harkat dan martabat gw yang tiarap ituh.... tidaaaaaaaaaaak!!!*, jadi ya om ya... saia menyesuaikan warna blog saia dengan warna kulit saia, gelap... hahah... Begitu... bisa diterima dengan akal sehat? hmm... baiklah... kalo blom bisa, nanti saia cari jawaban ngeles yang lainnya, hehe


Since this post is 'Preparing to hibernate', I will still post some posts after this post. To give you the clue, some of the post will talk about something I've talked in 'final sentence' and posts about my chaotic vacation (again...)
ok then...
over and out!

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TiQi Bo

Grooming brother

Untuk setiap orantua
Anaknya akan selalu menjadi bayi yang harus selalu ia beri segalanya,
bahkan ketika anak itu jauh lebih mapan darinya
Untuk setiap pasangan
Pasangannya akan selalu menjadi orang yang selalu dia cemaskan,
bahkan bila dia sendiri dicemaskan orang lain
Untuk setiap kakak
Adiknya akan selalu jadi anak ingusan yang selalu harus dia lindungi,
bahkan ketika adiknya itu beranjak dewasa dan dapat berdiri tanpa dibantu...
Untuk setiap adik
Kakaknya itu,,,,
Aku tidak pernah mengerti, tidak akan pernah mengerti,,,
Karena aku,,, berusaha menjadi kakak terus menerus,,,


Ahuyhuy! Korban gempa,,,, hmmmm,,, sebagian (keciiiillll, semikron mungkin,,,) sudah kucoba untuk bantu,,, Aku pikir sudah cukup, hanya sebatas itulah kemampuanku untuk membantu,,, Maafkan aku, bukan aku idak peduli,,, hanya saja,,,, Setiap kali menginjakkan kaki ke daerah gempa yang rumahnya berserakan itu,,, aku jadi teringat,,,selalu terkenang,,,, What if?! Bagaimana jika aku tidak terusir kerusuhan Ambon dulu? Darn! Jawaban yang muncul selalu sama,,, "There is no what if in this world,,, probabilities lies in the arm of future, not past,,,"
Darn!Sudahlah,,, ternyata aku bisa trauma juga,,, jadi lupa mau cerita apa....krik...krik...krik...Ow ya!!! Mau cerita soal adek tersayang (Sayang?Is that even a word?hauhauhauhau,,,). Setelah beberapa bulan (mpir setaun) hidup di Semarang terpisah dari Nyokap, dia menjadi mutan! Adekku itu,,, Cungkring berubah! Dia bermutasi! Aku terkagum2, sebegitu cepatnya dia menumbuhkan sayapnya,,, (please, don't take this literally, tidak mungkin kebo punya adek kalong,,, lebih mungkin kalo punya adek genter,,,) Dia menjadi lebih Groomy! LEBIH GROOMY!!!Walopun tidak ada tanda2 perubahan orientasi seksual (kayaknya cukup gw doang yang "menyimpang", seperti kata temen2 gw,,, adek gw ga usah ikut2an laaah,,,), tapi dia jadi lebih care ma badan,,, hauhauhau,,,
1. Dia punya lotion pemutih! Hauhauhau,,,
bagai menebar kemenyan ke dalam laut,,, pada dasarnya, aku dan adekku jenis2 manusia yang tidak boleh keluar malam,,, kami jadi invisible! hauhauhau,,, Jadi, cungkring sayang, takada gunyanya kau menggunakan lotion pemutih,,, kau tidak mungkin jadi seputih tokoh2 komik rekaanmu itu,,,Sadarlah,,,sadarlah,,,
2. Dia punya wewangian! 2 BIJI!!! Hauhauhau,,,
Bagiku, baunya setelah habis mandi jadi mirip teman kampusku,,, Tommy Chandra (Bukan Nama Sebenarnya,,, pokoknya BUKAN!),,, tapi setelah beberapa lama, dia kembali berbau kamar tidurnya itu,hauhauhau,,, jadi tidak berguna juga, toh yang nyium baunya kalo di rumah cuma aku,,, hauhauhau,,, Bagai menebar rumput gajah ke laut,,, tidak berguna juga,,, mending disimpen,,, kalo mau keluar rumah baru dipake,,,
3. Sabunnya gak mau pake sabun rumah! hauhauhau,,,
Njuk ngopo? Iiih, boros,,, Adekku ini, gemar sekali buang2 duit untuk2 barang2,,, pantas saja dia Cungkring,,, coba seperti aku,,, membuang2 duit ke dalam perut,,, Jadinya kan kayak gini,,, genduuut,,,, kayak babi,,, (Ah, gak mungkin Bo! babi tuw nggak segendut kamu!Arrrrgh!!!)
4. Dia punya Gel rambut!!! perlengkapan standar cowok siy, aku tau,,,
tapi,,,, adekku yang miskin-sekarat-mau-mati itu masih sempat beli Gel rambut sekarang, CeKaCeKaCeKa,,,
5. Dia punya duit buat beli Shonen Magz,,,
FYI, Shonen Magz itu sebangsa komik,,, bukan stensilan,,, Padahallll,,, dulu waktu SMA, dakulah yang membelikan Shonen Magz untuk kami konsumsi berdua,,, tapi kini,,, Hauhauhau,,,
Intinya, adekku itu mulai berdandan,,, memperganteng diri,,, entahlah, bagiku dia terlihat sama saja,,, Masih adek yang kuaniaya setiap kali bertemu,,, BTW, dia emang udah punya pacar ya? Ko gak bilang2? Hmpfh,,, Dia takut ceweknya aku rebut? Hmpfh,,, jahat!! Aku masiy doyan cowok kok! (Walopun cewek juga gapapa, binatang juga gapapa, Om2 juga gapapa, Nenek2 juga gapapa, Bude2 juga gapapa, Benda mati juga gapapa,,, hauhauhau, Just kidding! X'D)

Adekku berubah,,,
dia semakin dewasa,,,
terkadang aku merasa kesepian, dia sudah tidak memerlukan bantuanku lagi,,,
Dia sudah siap menghadapi dunia sendiri,
sebagai seorang Laki2 dan Pria,,,